Sony has been putting out its best PlayStation 3 ads since August 2009. The “It Only Does…” line is clever and funny. Unlike its previous TV spots, the commercials actually make a point! The latest one plugs the 256-player capability of the upcoming MAG. Check it out!
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NBA and NFL Jerseys Coming to PlayStation Home
Sony Computer Entertainment of America has announced that the PS3’s PlayStation Home is getting generic NBA jerseys and NFL player jerseys tomorrow, January 21. Online community specialist Locust_Star (not his or her Christian name, I gather) wrote the following on the PlayStation Blog:
Continuing to come strong with the sports content, EA is bringing a boatload of football and basketball items to the PlayStation Home community this Thursday, January 21. From NFL jerseys that sport (pun intended) the names of some of the league’s best players — from Romo to Manning to Bush — to NBA jerseys emblazoned with the logos of your favorite teams, we have something for every sports fanatic this week (that is, unless you are a fan of curling or solo synchronized swimming.) Head to the EA Sports Complex or the PlayStation Home Mall come this Thursday and stock up on these hot items before Super Bowl fever lays you out or you get benched for throwing elbows on the court.
If only I could get my avatar to wear a Favre jersey and sing “Pants on the Ground” constantly. That would rule!
A lot of you are against virtual goods, but I also know a lot of you love (American) football. Will your PS Home avatar be sporting a new jersey soon?
Today’s Poll: Which Motion Controller Will You Buy in 2010?
It’s going to a potentially big year for motion controls on consoles. The Wii has done filthy numbers, largely thanks to the unique experience it offers through motion. Microsoft is getting in the game with Project Natal, while Sony plans to do the same with PlayStation Arc. It might be too soon to tell, but I wanted to see if any of you were planning on picking up any or all of these motion controllers. Let the polling begin!
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Fat Princess Gets Patch and Brownie Town Map
Sony Computer Entertainment of America has announced that Fat Princess will be getting patch 1.04 on Thursday, January 21. In addition to the usual fixes, this patch includes a new map call Brownie Town (as in, “Won’t you take me to?”). A free map and overall improvements? I’m down!
Last time this game was patched, I threw around the idea of getting together and playing it online with a bunch of you. I totally dropped the ball on that one. Let’s make it happen this time! Are any of you still up for playing in RPad’s Army?
Coffee Talk #69: Sony’s Sex Toy of Doom and You
Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, Bret Favre doing “Pants on the Ground”, what late night show you’ll be hosting in five years, or the excellent Boxing After Dark (B.A.D.) show on HBO this Saturday, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.
Sony’s sex toy of doom (or motion controller, if you will) for PlayStation 3 has been getting a lot of press lately. Yesterday there were a strong rumor that its official name will be PlayStation Arc. Today Sony has announced that the product will be delayed until Fall 2010. I think the delay is actually a good thing — a very good thing. My sources have raved about the hardware, but few of them have told me about software that would compelling for enthusiast gamers.
A few of you have brought up games you’d like to see on the PlayStation Arc (of the Covenant?). Boom Blox was an interesting pick, but I don’t think that’s enough. Sony needs something new and original for its motion controller to succeed. Today I wanted to ask you — as an enthusiast gamer — what kind of games would make you buy one.
Sony’s motion controller is a potentially huge product that could greatly broaden the appeal of the PlayStation 3. The big conditional is that without compelling software, it could be a monumental flop. Game developers are going to determine the fate of this thing, no doubt.
What would make the best hero software for Sony’s motion controller? Do you want the standard sports package, like Wii Sports, but with more fidelity? Do you want something more hardcore, like a first-person shooter? Would a motion-controlled Resistance work for you? Maybe you want something totally fresh and original? Or will you be unimpressed no matter what Sony does with this product?
Reminder: Vandal Hearts Coming to PSN and Xbox Live
I usually hate using an entire blog post to talk about one game being released, but I wanted to make sure everyone knew that Vandal Hearts: Flames of Judgement will be available tomorrow through PlayStation Network and Xbox Live. A prequel to the original game (for PlayStation and Saturn), this delightful tactical RPG will appeal to fans of Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea. I absolutely love this genre, so I’m thrilled whenever a new release is available.
Anyone else hyped for this game? Or is it just me?
Sony’s Motion Controller to be Called PlayStation “Arc”?
Whether you’ve called it the Gem, Sphere, or Sony’s sex toy of doom, it looks like you’ll have to throw away those old monikers because Sony’s motion controller is rumored to have an official name: PlayStation Arc. According to VG247:
VG247 has it on good authority that Sony has named its PS3 Motion Controller “Arc”. The information comes from a concrete source speaking under conditions of strict anonymity.
Personally, I don’t care what it’s called. I just want the frickin’ thing to come out! Several of my developer friends have used it and they’re extremely impressed by its fidelity. I’m certain the tech will be impressive, but I want to see how developers translate that into fun.
A lot of you hate the Wii and its motion controls, but are you willing to give PlayStation Arc a shot?
God of War III Screens
I am not responsible for any drool that falls on your keyboard (or phone) as you look at these screens.
ESRB Spoilarz the Crap Out of Heavy Rain
One of the most anticipated games for the PlayStation 3, Quantic Dream’s Heavy Rain has been doing a good job of being interesting by being mysterious. If you weren’t sure what the deal was with Heavy Rain then you’ll want to check out the ESRB’s detailed description of the game…which pretty much tells you everything (I’m exaggerating). Check out this 482-word description for more details…or don’t if you want to be surprised:
In this cinema-style action game, players control one of four main characters whose lives are altered by events surrounding the investigation of the Origami Killer, a serial killer who kidnaps children in public places. Gameplay consists of controlling a character in a fully interactive environment; choosing a variety of action-, dialogue-, and decision-paths based on on-screen prompts; and watching as cinematic cutscenes progress the somewhat dark (film noir-style) storyline.
Players may encounter victims at various crime scenes: a woman (fully clothed) in a bathtub tainted with blood; a child under forensic examination (though the scene is largely narrative and clinical, with no depiction of victim’s face or signs of trauma). More direct depictions of violence include the following: a woman squirming and screaming as she catches on fire; a man impaled in the chest with a power drill; a female attacked in her own home by masked male assailants (the scene is prolonged); and a man shot (shown in slow-motion) by police officers. Blood sometimes accompanies the acts of violence—whether triggered or viewed passively.
The most intense instance of violence occurs during a “lizard trial” sequence in which players’ character, Ethan, is forced to cut off a segment of his own finger to save his son’s life: Several instruments (saw, scissors, knife, etc.) can be used to remove the finger; and though the camera pans away from the actual dismemberment—instead the blade, the blood, the scream—the scene’s poring focus on Ethan’s psychological tenor/terror (the dread deliberation before the cut) may be unnerving for some.
The game contains sexual content and nudity. Shower cutscenes may depict a male character’s bare butt; if players control the female character, her breasts and buttocks are also briefly visible. A more prolonged instance of nudity occurs during a female character’s investigation of a seedy club owner: After getting him alone in a room, the player-character is asked to strip; at gunpoint, she dances topless in front of the man. The game also contains a prompt-based love scene (kissing and rubbing) in which players match on-screen cues to angle characters’ mouths, remove shirts and blouses, unhook bras, and lower to the floor; a woman briefly appears topless amidst the dark shadows and heavy breathing—actual sex is never depicted as the camera fades to black.
The camera does not fade on characters addicted to the fictional drug Triptocaine, referred to as “dope” in the game: Players may see a character trembling next to open vials; lines of cut white powder on a table; and a man staggering from the drug’s ill-effects, as the screen turns blurry. Consumers may also wish to know that the game contains strong profanity (e.g., “f**k,” “motherf**ker,” “sh*t,” and “a*shole”). Overall, the game’s highly evolved motion-capture graphics (advanced renderings by 2010 standards) sharpen the sense of realism, increasing the impact of some aspects of pertinent content (the nudity, blood, violence, etc.).
I guess I don’t have to play the game after reading all of that…just kidding.
Thanks to Jubjub for sending this in!
NPD Console Sales Figures Top 10 Games of December 2009
NPD Group has released its console software sales information for December 2009. What were the big holiday games? Let’s find out!
- New Super Mario Bros. Wii (Wii): 2,820,000
- Wii Fit Plus (Wii): 2,410,000
- Wii Sports Resort (Wii): 1,790,000
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360): 1,630,000
- Call of Duty: Moden Warfare 2 (PlayStation 3): 1,120,000
- Wii Play (Wii): 1,010,000
- Mario Kart Wii (Wii): 936,1000
- Assassin’s Creed II (Xbox 3600: 783,100
- Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360): 728,500
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story (Nintendo DS): 656,700
As my favorite Irish bartender in New York would say, “Jaysus Christ!” I know a lot of you are Nintendo haters, but look at those numbers. Wouldn’t you love to have stock in the company?!? Ridiculous.
In other news, Activision continued its success with Modern Warfare 2 and Ubi posted some nice numbers with Assassin’s Creed II. Still, it’s hard to look at the list and not be floored by Nintendo’s performance.
Now kindly chanel your inner Michael Pachter and analyze this (please)!