Coffee Talk #536: Games and Pro-Wrestling on Sports Television

Yes, you’re getting two Coffee Talk columns today, which makes this…Double Bonus Monday!!!

On a recent episode of ESPN’s Around the Horn, host Tony Reali talked about how the Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers’ “Big Bella” t-shirt canon resembled the spread gun from Contra. This prompted the show’s Michael Smith to recite the famous extra-lives code from the game. It was awesome seeing videogames being treated reverently by adults on mainstream television.

During ESPN’s pre-game show for the Los Angeles Lakers vs. the Los Angeles Clippers, host Michael Wilbon was talking about…more

Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, T-Mobile’s amazing $30 plan, dreaming of Lanikai Beach, or coconut sugar, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.

Yes, you’re getting two Coffee Talk columns today, which makes this…Double Bonus Monday!!!

On a recent episode of ESPN’s Around the Horn, host Tony Reali talked about how the Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers’ “Big Bella” t-shirt canon resembled the spread gun from Contra. This prompted the show’s Michael Smith to recite the famous extra-lives code from the game. It was awesome seeing videogames being treated reverently by adults on mainstream television.

During ESPN’s pre-game show for the Los Angeles Lakers vs. the Los Angeles Clippers, host Michael Wilbon was talking about the storied history of Madison Square Garden. He mentioned events like Ali vs. Frazier I and John F. Kennedy’s birthday taking place at the “world’s most famous arena.” The show’s Bill Simmons — my favorite sports columnist of all time — mentioned that Hulk Hogan vs. The Iron Sheik should be mentioned along with those events, saying that it was one of the biggest matches in pro-wrestling history. Loved it.

When I first started writing about videogames in the ’90s, they were still considered geeky and nerdy. Back then, some people viewed pro-wrestling a “hick” thing. The WWE Attitude Era and the Monday night wars with WCW helped pro-wrestling achieve mainstream status, while the Sony PlayStation made videogames cool. Of course it helps that people like Reali, Smith, and Simmons — people that grew up with videogames and pro-wrestling — now have “adult” jobs. Watching those mentions on ESPN made me appreciate how far these forms of entertainment have come.

That said, the battle isn’t over yet. While many young adults and middle-age people have grown-up jobs in the private sector, there are older people in the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives that are out of touch. They still view pro-wrestling and games in a negative light. The good news is that I’m sure that won’t be the case ten years from now.

Anyway, it was nice to see the progress of two of my favorite hobbies realized on ESPN programming.

What are some instances you’ve seen of pro-wrestling and games being taken seriously by mainstream television? Kindly leave some examples in the comments section.

Coffee Talk #534: 2012-2013 NBA Action, It’s Fascinating!

It’s only day four of the NBA season and the league is already immensely fascinating. In addition to watching the highest level of basketball played in the world, compelling storylines are playing out in the NBA. If that’s not enough for you basketball fans, the games and events are discussed on the outstanding Inside the NBA — in my opinion, the most entertaining sports show on television. Let’s take a look at why the NBA is so fascinating only four days into the season…more

Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, X-Factor results, getting sad while watching middle-age Britney Spears, or Taylor Swift being single again, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.

It’s only day four of the NBA season and the league is already immensely fascinating. In addition to watching the highest level of basketball played in the world, compelling storylines are playing out in the NBA. If that’s not enough for you basketball fans, the games and events are discussed on the outstanding Inside the NBA — in my opinion, the most entertaining sports show on television. Let’s take a look at why the NBA is so fascinating only four days into the season.

Problems With the Princeton Offense (Los Angeles Lakers)
Being the self-centered bubble universe that it is, many Los Angeles residents are in panic mode and calling for coach Mike Brown to be fired. At the heart of the matter is the Lakers’ new Princeton offense. People were under the impression that Kobe + Dwight + Nash = Instant Awesome. An 0-2 record shows that isn’t the case. Losing against a Mavericks team without Dirk Nowitzki and a middling Trailblazers team has fans concerned. The defense (Mike Brown’s supposed specialty) is awful, while the new offense looks like it’s being executed by a bunch of guys uncomfortable with a new offense.

I’m sure the Lakers will figure it out, pick things up, and make a decent playoff run. It’s just fun watching the “Lakers are teh doomed!” hyperbole on TV and reading all the knee-jerk articles.

The Harden Effect (Houston Rockets, Oklahoma City Thunder)
To me, this is the most compelling storyline in the NBA right now. The Thunder trading reigning “sixth man of the year” (and will.i.am lookalike) James Harden to the Rockets is a huge deal! It obviously impacts two teams, but the fallout will determine the power rankings of the Western Conference and possibly the NBA finals. There are just so many facets to this story that it kind of reminds me of pro-wrestling in that it blends athleticism and drama. Here’s the breakdown.

Why Break Up a Winning Combination?!? — The Thunder made it all the way to the NBA finals last season, with a fantastic young core of Harden, Kevin Durant, and Russell Westbrook. The three were reportedly close friends off the court, as well as incredibly effective on it. While the trade was done for financial considerations, many are questioning why OKC general manager Sam Presti would break up the core of a team that was on the precipice of winning it all — especially in a sport where chemistry means so much.

When Will Kevin Durant Recover? — It’s only a matter of time before Durant is racking up a gaudy amount of points and contending for his fourth straight scoring title. Despite dropping 23 points on  9-for-18 shooting in his first game of the season, he looked a bit out of sorts. Out of OKC’s core players, Durant and Harden were allegedly the closest off the court. I see a 50/50 chance of Durant having some emotional funks during the first month of the season. Part of it is because a close friend and great teammate was traded, while part of it ties into the next topic.

Who Will Contain Russell Westbrook? — Westbrook is known for spinning out of control during games. His 6-for-21 performance last night — in addition to a defensive brain fart that led to Tony Parker’s winning shot — was a stellar example of this. One of the few ways Westbrook was able to be contained during his bouts of insane shot selection was Harden. OKC Coach Scott Brooks would have Harden come in during one of Westbrook’s rampages, take over the ball-handling duties, and get everyone to calm the f*ck down. Yes, there were times when even Harden couldn’t contain Westbrook’s irrational exuberance, causing the latter to criminally take more shots while playing with the best pure scorer in the league (Durant). Unless Westbrook manages to add a much-needed layer of intelligence to his game, nobody will be able to stop his detrimental outbursts. (Admission: I’m totally biased against score-first point-guards and really can’t stand Westbrook’s game.)

Can Harden be “The Man?” — Harden was perfect coming off the bench in OKC. His ball-handling and scoring abilities allowed him to complement anyone he was on the court with. His impressive pick-and-roll play even allowed the lumbering Nick Collison to shine. He seemed to relish his role of the occasional game-changer, while Durant and Westbrook received the majority of attention. Some reporters questioned whether his game and mentality would allow him to be the focal point of the Rockets. His staggering Rocket debut — 37 points, 12 assists, 6 rebounds, 4 steals — indicates that he’s up for the challenge. Granted, that was against my beloved (and sucky) Detroit Pistons and there’s no way he’ll keep those numbers up, but there are fewer writers questioning Harden’s mettle than there were before the season started.

The Battle For New York (New York Knicks, Brooklyn Nets)
This is a storyline that will be huge regionally, but ultimately won’t matter because neither the Knicks nor the Nets are a threat to win the championship. It’s just a fun rivalry in the most important city in the world. On one side is a storied NBA franchise that hasn’t won it all in decades and has been a joke in recent years. On the other side is the “little brother” team that never received as much attention, even when it was playing better basketball. The respective stadiums — just a bridge away from each other — are also a great contrast. The Knicks play in Madison Square Garden, one of the most historic venues in America (Ali vs. Frazier I!!!), but also a bit old and crusty. The Nets have the beautiful, new Barclays Centers, a state-of-the-art arena that’s super-charging the economy of one of NYC’s outer boroughs. It’s a natural rivalry in an ultra-competitive city. Players from both teams are talking trash. The owners — one of whom allegedly has ties to organized crime in Russia — are talking trash. The whole thing sounds like an Aaron Sorkin show.

Celtic Pride vs. Miami Vice (Boston Celtics, Miami Heat)
The 2012-2013 NBA season kicked off with a doozy — the defending champion Miami Heat vs. the Boston Celtics. Former Celtic Ray Allen signed with the Heat during the offseason, which some of his former teammates consider a betrayal along the lines of sleeping with your best friend’s sister. Kevin Garnett gave Allen the cold shoulder when the latter tried to greet him. Celtic point guard Rajon Rondo clotheslined Dwyane Wade in the closing moments of the game, which the latter called a “punk play.” There’s a lot of bad blood between these two teams — though more of it from the Celtics’ side — and I can’t wait for them to play again. It’ll be the Heat’s new-wave small-ball vs. the Celtics’ old-school defense-first style. I dream that NBA commissioner David Stern will let these two teams play on a court based on WWE’s Hell in a Cell. That would rule.

The Battle Against Father Time (San Antonio Spurs, Los Angeles Lakers)
It seems like every year the Spurs are written off as too old and every year they make a strong run through a combination of outstanding fundamentals, great teamwork, and excellent coaching. Surely age will catch up to them this season, no? Screw that! While I don’t think the Spurs will win it all, I do think that they’ll make a strong playoff push. I’m not going to bet against Tim Duncan or Greg Popovich. I will, however, bet against Tony Parker…because he’s French and sleeps with teammates’ wives (again, because he’s French).

Kobe Bryant is one of the most unlikable players in the NBA. Rape accusations and forcing out a lovable giant (Shaquille O’Neal) will color you that way. He’s also old and his knees are held together through a German centrifugal-blood procedure (which I’m pretty sure is a form of sorcery).

Steve Nash is one of the most likable players in the NBA. Being white, having a goofy haircut, and wearing outfits like the one above will color you that way. He’s also old and his back is held together by a Native American procedure (involving mystical cactus needles) that’s exclusive to the Phoenix Suns.

Both players are ultra-competitive. I haven’t seen a player as obsessed with winning as Bryant since Michael Jordan; it’s pathological and a little bit scary. Nash wants his first ring so badly that you can feel it on the other side of the television. For some reason (probably the haircut and outfits), it’s endearing. A lot of people are rooting for this odd couple to win it all because this could be their last chance. I’d love to see Nash get a ring because it would be a fantastic feel-good story. Part of me wants to see Kobe get another ring, because I begrudgingly admire his determination and work ethic. I’d never admit that though. (Oh wait….)

Your Shot
Those are just some of the storylines that have me so into the NBA only a handful of days into the season. Any of you catch NBA fever yet? What’s your take on the Harden trade? Is there any chance Andre Drummond will transform into a player that can return my Pistons to glory? What’s your take on the NBA plots I discussed above. Leave a comment and let me know (please!).

NBA Removes Center Position From All-Star Ballot

The NBA has announced that the center position will not be on the 2012-2013 all-star ballot. In years past, fans chose two guards, two forwards, and a center. This season, they will be able to choose three “frontcourt” players and two guards. In today’s press press release NBA executive vice president of basketball operations Stu Jackson said:

The NBA’s competition committee and the league office agreed that having the center position as the only specific position singled out on the ballot was outdated and not representative of today’s game or players. Our players have become more versatile each season, and this ballot will more accurately reflect that versatility.

Translation: The league’s centers pale in comparison to Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Patrick Ewing and Shaquille O’Neal, and it would embarrass the NBA to have someone like Thiago Splitter in the All-Star Game.

I’m kind of split on this one. It’s true that there’s arguably one great center in the game right now and that selecting general frontcourt players would make for a better All-Star Game. But what happens when the league is full of great centers again? Will the NBA put the position back on the ballot? That would make this reactionary move look foolish.

How do you feel about the NBA eliminating the center position on the all-star ballot in favor of general frontcourt players? Smart move? Or a reactionary move that will be changed in the future?

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Coffee Talk #527: Your Various Internet Communities

As I mentioned to RPadholic smartguy the other day, I’ve been thinking a lot about the various Internet communities I belong to and how they compare to Internet videogame communities. Obviously I can’t be objective about videogame communities, but for the most part I find them pretty excellent. There are a lot of nice people that love talking about games and I’ve read loads of informative posts by them (you guys and gals are the best of the bunch!). Of course there are trolls and nuisances and racial slurs thrown about, but in my experience that’s mostly the work of young and stupid gamers. I’m not excusing it, but I understand and will naively assume that they’ll grow out of it.

Using videogame communities as a measuring stick, here’s how the other communities I play in compare…

Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, getting hyped for the start of the NBA season, Lance Armstrong getting stripped of his Tour de France titles, or Apple continuing to cut off Samsung as a parts supplier, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.

As I mentioned to RPadholic smartguy the other day, I’ve been thinking a lot about the various Internet communities I belong to and how they compare to Internet videogame communities. Obviously I can’t be objective about videogame communities, but for the most part I find them pretty excellent. There are a lot of nice people that love talking about games and I’ve read loads of informative posts by them (you guys and gals are the best of the bunch!). Of course there are trolls and nuisances and racial slurs thrown about, but in my experience that’s mostly the work of young and stupid gamers. I’m not excusing it, but I understand and will naively assume that they’ll grow out of it.

Using videogame communities as a measuring stick, here’s how the other communities I play in compare. Naturally, I’d love to hear about the different communities you participate in and how they’re different from gaming nerds.

Tech: In general, the tech communities I play in are civil and informative. Commenters are mostly mature and I’ve learned a lot from them. AVS Forums is a particularly wonderful place that’s mostly free of stupidity. Tech conversations get exasperating when it comes to mobile phones. The Android vs. iOS discussions often devolve into Fandroids vs. iSheep arguments. It’s almost as bad as PS3 vs. Xbox 360 flame wars. Aside from that, the blogs and forums I read are mostly fun, interesting, and civil places.

Boxing: As much as I love boxing, I’ve come to the conclusion that many boxing fans are morons. Promoters, sanctioning bodies, and cable networks make it difficult to be a boxing fan. People that post in boxing forums, like Doghouse Boxing, almost make me want to stop watching the sport. The thing is, boxing isn’t that popular and there aren’t many places to discuss the sport in detail. Doghouse Boxing has some great posters, but it also has an alarming number of idiots that spout all kinds of slurs, can’t string together intelligent sentences, and don’t know how to carry a civil conversation. Too many of the threads there devolve into flame wars between Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fans (FloMos) and Manny Pacquiao supporters (Pactards). These discussions are worse than any PS3 vs. Xbox 360 flame war I’ve seen.

Vaping: I’m really enamored with the vaping community at the moment. The crowd at E-Cigaratte Forum is really knowledgeable and supportive. With vaping tech moving at a rapid pace, it’s great to have lots of people that are familiar the various parts and mods. Since everyone that posts is a former cigarette addict, the environment is really encouraging, especially to newcomers. It’s all about helping people find the right gear and juices that will help them quit tobacco smoking forever. I’m going to write more about this in a future Vaping Diary.

Now it’s your turn! When you have a chance, please tell me about the different Internet communities you participate in and how they compare to videogame communities.

McKayla Maroney is Not Impressed With “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

Sadly, the McKayla is Not Impressed Tumblr page hasn’t been updated in a long time. Thankfully, one of the latest images is an awesome one. It’s McKayla being unimpressed with WWE legend “Rowdy” Roddy Piper! I’m not sure how you can be unimpressed with such an awesome man, but leave it to McKayla to find a way. Although he kicked all kinds of ass in They Live, he was out of bubblegum (video below). Perhaps that’s why McKayla wasn’t impressed. Continue reading “McKayla Maroney is Not Impressed With “Rowdy” Roddy Piper”

Donald Trump Rips A-Rod a New One

While I respect what Donald Trump has accomplished in business, I don’t think much of him as an entertainer or a politician. That’s why I was surprised to find myself so thoroughly entertained and delighted by his latest tirade — going off on New York Yankees third-baseman Alex Rodriguez. It was…glorious. The Donald told ESPN NY Radio:

I would terminate his contract, personally. I think George would’ve done that. I would terminate his contract on the basis that when he signed, he didn’t say that he took drugs.

Since he signed his contract, they found out that he took drugs. He actually admitted that he took drugs. Now he’s not taking drugs anymore, and without the drugs, he’s a less than average player.

I don’t think he’s an asset, I think he’s a liability to the Yankees They’re paying him $30 million a year, and he strikes out every time he comes up in a playoff game.

I don’t care about the Players’ Association. If somebody misrepresents and they’re paying him $30 million a year…I don’t think he has a clue when he’s standing up at the plate. I’ve never seen anything like it.

That was such an outstanding rant. I’m going read it over and over again throughout the day. It will help dull the pain of the Yankees’ post-season lameness, Derek Jeter’s injury, and the fact that A-Rod’s contract doesn’t expire until 2017.

20-frickin’-17.

Oy.

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