Dave Batista as Drax the Destroyer?

Former WWE Superstar Dave Batista is up for the role of Drax the Destroyer in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie. The casting would have been perfect when Drax was mentally crippled. (I’ve read Batista Unleashed and it brought me to the conclusion that Big Dave is a mental a cripple or a brilliant master of unintentional comedy.) Sadly, Drax’s recent characterization has him wielding lesser powers and his original, normal intellect level.

Still, there’s room for hope. ComicBookMovie noted that Drax’s backstory will be updated for the movie. Most recent superhero movies have had some comic relief and an idiotic Drax would fill that hole nicely. Out of the actors being considered for Drax, Batista would be the best idiot. He’s a natural fit!

Any thoughts on Dave Batista playing Drax the Destroyer?

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Robotech: Valkyrie Project Trailer

Check out this sweet trailer for Robotech: Valkyrie Project, an upcoming fan film based on the Robotech Saga. For a fan film, the production values are incredible. The veritechs and Zentraedi battle-pods look amazing. That said, it’s kind of weird watching Robotech in Spanish after watching so many episodes and movies in English and Japanese.

As a kid, I was a total mark for Robotech. “The Macross Saga” is the most popular tale and I enjoyed it, but I really loved “The New Generation.” Perhaps with some luck, these guys can do all three major Robotech arcs. That would be awesome.

Kindly check out the trailer when you have a chance and let me know what you think in the comments section!

Coffee Talk #550: Worst Movie of 2012

Surprisingly, I didn’t see any bad movies in 2012 — certainly not anything like 2011’s soul-sucking Green Lantern. I also made the wise choice not to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. That probably saved my head from exploding. All that said, there was one movie that really frustrated me. It had the potential to be something unique and great, but ended up a sloppy mess with moments of brilliance sandwiched by several moments of ambition-fueled haphazardness. I’m talking about…more

Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, laughing as the Lakers struggle against the Bobcats, being more excited about Game of Thrones season than the new year, or Taylor Swift looking sexy in a Santa hat, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.

Surprisingly, I didn’t see any bad movies in 2012 — certainly not anything like 2011’s soul-sucking Green Lantern. I also made the wise choice not to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. That probably saved my head from exploding. All that said, there was one movie that really frustrated me. It had the potential to be something unique and great, but ended up a sloppy mess with moments of brilliance sandwiched by several moments of ambition-fueled haphazardness. I’m talking about Cloud Atlas, of course.

While I enjoyed the individual storylines and performances in the movie, I didn’t like the overall structure. The book moves forward chronologically until the halfway point. From there it moves chronologically backwards. The movie skips all over the place, hopping back and forth at a dizzying rate, particularly in the beginning. The quick and abundant cuts sometimes made the movie difficult to follow and the characters difficult to connect with.

The book interweaves Cloud Atlas’ six tales neatly. The movie places the six tales in the hands of two separate directing teams. When you throw in the distinct directing styles with different time periods, the actors playing different characters in different storylines, and the aforementioned quick cuts, it was no surprise that the movie left many viewers bewildered. It also wasn’t a surprise that critics and fans that love boldness praised the movie.

I felt that the ingredients were all there and could have made for a tremendous movie, but it just didn’t come together. My disappointment with Cloud Atlas is similar to my fascination with Russell Brand — I think he has the potential to be amazingly great, but he hasn’t put it all together yet.

Okay. Time to change the record before I start getting sad. I want to hear about your crap movie experiences in 2012. Was was the worst movie you saw this year?

Coffee Talk #549: Best of 2012 Recap

Just in case you missed it, here are my — and more importantly, your fellow RPadholics’ — picks for the “Best of 2012.”

Best TV Show of the Year
Best Comic Book of the Year
Best Gadget of the Year
Best Movie of the Year
Best Game of the Year

Now get ready to enter the bitter barn, as the rest of this week’s Coffee Talk columns will be about…more

Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, getting review units of phones more than a month after the product has been released, Nonito Donaire’s 4-0 2012, or boxing’s return to network television, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.

Just in case you missed it, here are my — and more importantly, your fellow RPadholics’ — picks for the “Best of 2012.”

Best TV Show of the Year
Best Comic Book of the Year
Best Gadget of the Year
Best Movie of the Year
Best Game of the Year

Now get ready to enter the bitter barn, as the rest of this week’s Coffee Talk columns will be about games, movies, TV shows, etc. that you didn’t like in 2012. Hopefully things will get nasty as you talk about your “Worst of 2012” experiences!

Coffee Talk #547: Best Movie of 2012

I purposely delayed the “Best Movie” column until I could see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Now that that’s out of the way, I can safely say that The Avengers was my favorite movie of the year. While I understand that some people prefer The Dark Knight Rises, Christopher Nolan’s last Batman movie deviates too much from the comic books that several aspects of it bothered me. The Avengers doesn’t have the ambition of…more

Welcome to Coffee Talk! Let’s start off the day by discussing whatever is on your (nerd chic) mind. Every morning I’ll kick off a discussion and I’m counting on you to participate in it. If you’re not feelin’ my topic, feel free to start a chat with your fellow readers and see where it takes you. Whether you’re talking about videogames, the Golden State Warriors’ impressive/surprising winning streak, the 12/12/12 concert for Hurricane Sandy victims, or General David Petraeus being named Barbara Walters most fascinating person of 2012, Coffee Talk is the place to do it.

I purposely delayed the “Best Movie” column until I could see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Now that that’s out of the way, I can safely say that The Avengers was my favorite movie of the year. While I understand that some people prefer The Dark Knight Rises, Christopher Nolan’s last Batman movie deviates too much from the comic books that several aspects of it bothered me. The Avengers doesn’t have the ambition of The Dark Knight Rises; it doesn’t try to be a comic-book movie that’s also trying to be a great film. It’s big, loud fun that’s true to the comics.

The fight scenes and special effects were fantastic. Robert Downey, Jr. had some great scene-stealing lines throughout the movie. Scarlett Johansson is always nice to stare at, especially when she’s wearing skintight leather. There were even some mark-out moments, like seeing Hulk transform for the first time or watching the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier take to the skies. The Avengers rocked as a summer blockbuster and totally satisfied my inner comic-book fanboy.

How about you? What was your favorite movie of the year?

Random Thoughts on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Peter Jackson is back with another movie about a bunch of guys walking from point A to point B. This time around it’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the precursor to The Lord of the Rings. Some familiar characters and locations are back, along with the amazing special effects and costumes that Jackson is known for. However, the film gets a whole new look thanks to 48p (HFR 3D). While the movie is highly enjoyable on its own, some aspects are enhanced by 48p while several others suffer because of the new technology. Here are some random thoughts on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, starting with some spoiler-free criticisms of 48p.

You Down With 48p (Yeah, You Know Me): The best thing about 48p is that it makes 3D better. The Hobbit has some of the best 3D effects I’ve ever seen and they blend together smoothly thanks to the higher frame rate. The resolution also offers some of the most realistic shots I’ve ever seen, which is good and bad. It’s good because the clarity and details are phenomenal. It’s bad because the details are so clear that it takes away from the experience. There’s a distinct difference between scenes shot on a set, scenes shot on location, and scenes that feature heavy computer graphics. They don’t blend together well and you’re left with a feeling of incongruity. There are some closeups where you can see the makeup and prosthetics, also taking you out of the fantasy. Fans of traditional 24p films (i.e. the cinematic effect) will be put off too. Most of The Hobbit doesn’t look like a traditional movie, but rather the most amazing HD television footage ever seen. While the technology is impressive and I’m certain that it’ll mesh together better in the future, the visuals in this movie feel disjointed.

The Leads: Ian McKellen cemented his status as a nerd god by absolutely killing it as Gandalf the Grey. He’s commanding and vulnerable at the same time. He’s a fun character because he’s obviously very powerful, but you’re not quite sure of his motivations and mental stability. McKellen carries the first installment of The Hobbit trilogy, which is great for fans of The Lord of the Rings movies; there’s something comforting about going on a new (old?) adventure with an old friend. Martin Freeman was very good as Bilbo Baggins and I have a feeling that he’s going to be great in the next movies. As his character develops from a meek homebody to an able adventurer, Freeman is able to show some nice range and will be able to do even more in the sequels. Richard Armitage was also very good as Thorin Oakenshield, the leader of the dwarves…though his name made me think about this guy.

Old Friends: In addition to Gandalf, old Bilbo, and Frodo, a number of other characters return in familiar roles. Hugo Weaving is back as Agent Smith Elrond and Cate Blanchett returns as Galadriel, two of the most powerful elves in Middle-earth. To my surprise, Christopher Lee was back as Saruman. I wasn’t sure he was still alive. There’s a great scene where Saruman shows up at Rivendell to Gandalf’s surprise. The look on McKellen’s face is priceless, as if he was thinking, “Not this f*cking guy!” Also, Gollum rules!

The Other Dwarves: Most of the dwarves seem pretty useless in the movie, which was somewhat expected since they didn’t receive the character development native to (really long) text. For newcomers, a lot of these guys seems like stragglers that are simply there to make the group look big. Sure, Thorin is the leader and and Kili is a skilled archer, but the other guys? Oin and Gloin are notable because they’re Gimli’s ancestors and their father’s name is Groin (never gets old). Bombur seems like he’s there because every sci-fi/fantasy team needs a fat guy. As far as I could tell, Ori was there to look goofy and fight even goofier. If you’ve read the book then you know that many of the dwarves have developed personalities, but if you’re coming in blindly then it seems like more than half the team is there to provide comic relief.

Special Effects: As expected, the special effects in the movie are outstanding. There are a lot of scenes that will leave you thinking, “Damn. That was cool!” Unfortunately, the impact of the effects is dampened because of 48p. You’ll see something that’s visually stunning, but the next scene looks so different that it’s confusing and somewhat negates the awesomeness of the effects you just witnessed.

Fight Scenes: Most of the fight scenes in the movie are pretty sweet, but there are few goofy moments that I didn’t care for at all. I blame this on the guy that thought it was a good idea to have Legolas go shield surfing in The Two Towers. I hated that moment and felt that it took away from an epic battle. There are a handful of similar instances in The Hobbit as well. It gets worse at the end when the dwarves use some Three Stooges maneuvers with a ladder. Yes, I get that the gang is outnumbered and wins some battles through dumb luck, but dumb luck doesn’t always have to look so goofy. Those moments aside, I really enjoyed the fight scenes in The Hobbit. Bows, arrows, swords, and magic are cool.

Conclusion: For the most part, I really enjoyed The Hobbit, but found 48p so disconcerting that I’m certain that I would have enjoyed the movie much more in traditional 24p 2D. I love that Peter Jackson was bold enough to experiment with new technology, but it doesn’t seem ready yet. The visuals are just all over the place and at times that made it difficult to simply enjoy the adventure. While I’m happy to watch more three-hour Peter Jackson movies about guys walking to a volcano mountain, some of the enjoyment is taken away by half-baked technology. I definitely recommend seeing The Hobbit, but be prepared for the incongruous look of HFR 3D.

The Lone Ranger Trailer #2

Here’s the second trailer for The Lone Ranger, starring Johnny Depp and the guy that played the Winklevoss twins (Armie Hammer). The excellent Helena Bonham Carter, Barry Pepper, and William Fichtner are also along for the ride. The start-studded adventure is being directed by Gore Verbinski. I wasn’t completely sold on the first trailer, but this one is much more interesting. It looks like it’ll be a fun action movie that’s smarter than the competition, similar to Verbinski’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

Kindly check out the trailer when you have a chance and share your feelings like a Care Bear!

Superman Man of Steel Trailer #2

People are going gaga over the second trailer for Man of Steel. While I enjoyed it and was impressed, I also feel a bit let down from all the Facebook/Twitter hype. It’s definitely very good, but I was expecting an inner-fanboy implosion (and that didn’t happen). Anyway, I’d love to hear your thoughts on the trailer. Check it out and kindly share your thoughts in the comments section! Continue reading “Superman Man of Steel Trailer #2”

Hilarious Bane Voiceovers (The Dark Knight Rises)

Here’s a hilarious video featuring scenes from The Dark Knight Rises, but with someone doing voiceovers that add a comical twist to Tom Hardy’s Goldmember voice that he used for Bane. Watch and listen as Bane talks about the fiber content of strawberries, fights Batman using numerous Mortal Kombat references, and shows his freestyle skills. Also marvel at Batman’s…interesting choices for driving music. Continue reading “Hilarious Bane Voiceovers (The Dark Knight Rises)”

Star Trek: Into the Darkness Trailer

Here’s the first trailer for Star Trek: Into the Darkness. The special effects looks awesome and the villain sounds menacing. As a huge, huge fan of JJ Abrams’ first Star Trek movie, I’m super looking forward to this one. I’m also a big fan of Alice Eve (so hot, so smart) and she looks absolutely delicious in a Star Fleet uniform. I have a feeling this movie is going to be just as awesome as the first one. Check out the clip when you have a chance and let me know what you think (please!). Continue reading “Star Trek: Into the Darkness Trailer”