Inspired by one of Bill Simmons’ readers, I’ve decided to change my router’s name to Scarlett Johansson. This way I’m always “connecting to”, “connected to”, or “searching for” Scarlett Johansson (this is not too far from reality).
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Inspired by one of Bill Simmons’ readers, I’ve decided to change my Internet router’s name to Scarlett Johansson. This way I’m always “connecting to”, “connected to”, or “searching for” Scarlett Johansson (this is not too far from reality). Sometimes I will be connected to Scarlett in multiple ways (PC, console, mobile phone, etc.). I’m not a selfish man, so when friends come over, they too can connect to Scarlett Johansson. This is going to be brilliant!
Out of curiosity, what’s your router’s name? Go ahead and smack yourself in the head if your router is named “LINKSYS” or “NETGEAR”. I think you should all rename your routers this week! What names are popping around your head?
And yes, today’s column was particularly fun because of the photo research I “had” to do. Here are some bonus pics.


