The Golden Raspberry Foundation has announced the nominees for the 30th annual Razzie Awards. In addition to “awarding” the worst movies, actors, and actresses of 2009, this year’s nominees include special categories for the worst picture, actor, and actress of the decade.
Check out the nominees and give me your picks (especially for the last three awards)!
Word Picture of 2009
• All About Steve
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Land of the Lost
• Old Dogs
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (aka Trannies, Too)
Word Actor of 2009
• All Three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience
• Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost
• Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2
• Eddie Murphy, Imagine That
• John Travolta, Old Dogs
Worst Actress of 2009
• Beyoncé, Obsessed
• Sandra Bullock, All About Steve
• Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
• Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Worst Screen Couple of 2009
• Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience
• Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, All About Steve
• Will Ferrell & Any Costar, Creature or “Comic Riff,” Land of the Lost
• Shia LaBeouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Kristen Stewart & Either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Supporting Actress of 2009
• Candice Bergen, Bride Wars
• Ali Larter, Obsessed
• Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe
• Kelly Preston, Old Dogs
• Julie White (as Mom), Trannies, Too
Worst Supporting Actor of 2009
• Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
• Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March
• Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon
• Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost
• Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe
Word Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Land of the Lost
• Pink Panther 2 (a Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Director of 2009
•Michael Bay, Trannies, Too
• Walt Becker, Old Dogs
• Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost
• Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe
• Phil Traill, All About Steve
Worst Screenplay of 2009
• All About Steve
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Land of the Lost
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Picture of the Decade
• Battlefield Earth (2000)
• Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
• Gigli (2003)
• I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
• Swept Away (2002)
Worst Actor of the Decade
• Ben Affleck: Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor, Surviving Christmas
• Eddie Murphy: Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit, Showtime
• Mike Myers: Cat in the Hat, The Love Guru
• Rob Schneider: The Animal, Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo, Grandma’s Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Little Man, Little Nicky
• John Travolta: Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old Dogs, Swordfish
Worst Actress of the Decade
• Mariah Carey: Glitter
• Paris Hilton: The Hottie & the Nottie, House of Wax, Repo: The Genetic Opera
• Lindsay Lohan: Herbie Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck
• Jennifer Lopez: Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, The Wedding Planner
• Madonna: Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away
No Dudikoff??!!!!
I'd have to take E Murphy and Lohan in the decade category.
I wonder if American Ninja or Runaway won a Razzi?
rotf should win every category it is in along with the talentless lindsay lohan
i'll take Bennifer all the way. I'm surprised to see the rise of cobra. I actually enjoyed it and it should win an award for making Sienna Miller look even hotter as the Baroness.
I don't think Will Ferrel should get dinged for playing what essentially is Ron Burgandy/Ricky Bobby in different eras/situations. He didn't write it, though I am sure, much like Michael Caine in Jaws: The Revenge, he was happy to cash the check.
I thought Dudikoff was an 80s man?
Twilight deserves a sparkling trophy to go with it's sparkling vampire/emos.
Worst couple any 2 jonas brothers, ROFL
I thought GI Joe was ok, from a fan's perspective (after all, the name shockwave comes from my favorite GI Joe action figure) I thought it was pretty well done.
Worst actress of 2009 goes to Megan Fox, how could they forget Megan's Body too
@my comment 3.
I don't mean they should win a razzie award. They should win an Oscar for making her look even hotter. Also, Thank you for @shockwave for backing me up on GI Joe not sucking as bad as the other movies mentioned.
Dude! What about that Street Fighter Chun-Li movie? Wasn't that in 2009? Also, the worst movie I saw last year by far was "The Curios Case of Benjamin Button". That movie sucked so much I don't even know where to begin. Avoid it like the plague.
-M
@tokz, Ya I'm surprised to see GI Joe on there. of course, a lot of people liked Transformers 2 which I haven't seen.
@Larcenous
He was. I just like throwing his name on the web.
@shockwave
I think gi joe ROTC is on here because of the Marlon wayans factor which I don't think he did that bad of a job in this one. As for trans 2 rotf, you should avoid it. I like the first one a little bit and I was hoping the second one would be better. It wasn't and it couldve been shorter.
My worst actor of 2009 goes to Steve Martin because he has fallen so far from grace. Which brings me to the worst remake… DEFINITELY Pink Panther 2. How you gonna try to redo Peter Sellers? The originals are full of win.
Actor of the decade: Rob Schneider… he plays the same character in all those flicks with different traits and is technically the worst actor of the nominees.
Actress of the decade… Jennifer Lopez for the same reason.
Picture of the decade, I've only seen 3 of them and they were all equally bad… I can't judge.
My question to you guys…
What's the worst video game of the decade?
@ R Pad
May we please have a poll for this?
@N8R great idea! I need some nominees.
Also, I can't ding Schneider because he's part Filipino. I'll vote for Affleck all day. Mariah is totally special for Glitter.
@ N8;
– Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. Just try it and hate me forever.
– Sonic: (Insert anything here). My thoughts on Sonic:
– Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness. So bad, even Eidos had to apologize to gamers.
– Jumper: Griffin's Story. Worst movie-tie in game is no easy feat to accomplish.
– Bomberman Act Zero
– Kabuki Warriors
If these titles do not induce horrors of nightmares upon reading, consider yourself lucky for not playing any of them.
-M
@ Mr. Padilla;
Do you mean that Mariah is "special" as in mentally challenged special or genuinely special?
-M
@Iceman Definitely not the latter. Actually, let me take that back. Her voice is amazing. Her acting skills are…special.
@ Mariah Carey
I didn't think she was HORRENDOUS in Glitter, nor do I think the crapness of the flick was her fault.
I thought the story left more to be desired.
I'm not saying she was good in it, I'm saying she's taking the fall for the whole failure which isn't fair.
@ the nominees for worst game of the decade
Jumper (as Iceman noted) is definitely up (or down) there.
I want to nominate:
Backyard Wrestling 2 (2004)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman 64 (May of 1999… but it has such a lasting kind of lousy, it should qualify though being 7 months shy of the deadline)
Madden 2008 (2007)
Wii Play (2006 – NA in 2007)
I'm drawing a blank… but I guess I haven't played too many bad games.
@N8R I was actually going to name the award the Superman 64 award for worst game of the decade.
Add Darksiders and the damn Mask of Shadows glitch. I seriously am sorry to anyone I recommended that game too.
err…to
I have to interject that Superman 64 (as you've noted) had a release date in 1999, and therefore, should be ineligible to receive the award for worst game of the decade. It may, however, qualify for worst game of all time.
Besides, shouldn't we just leave some things in the past? There are plenty of NEW bad games to throw monkey poo at.
-M
@ R Pad
(*folds hands like Mr. Burns*) Excellent!
@Iceman No. Future generations must learn from the disaster that was Superman 64, which is why I want to name the award after it.
@ Mr. Padilla;
Oh, sorry. I re-read the post and I read it wrong the first time. I thought you meant to say that you are nominating Superman 64, but by naming the award for worst game of the year after that game is just brilliant.
By the way, Mr. Padilla, I need to get your advice about something. I apologize in advance if this brings up any hurtful memories, but you are the only person I can think of to best answer my question. Yesterday I received a brief e-mail from G4TV.com saying that I've been "…selected as an Awesome Participant in the G4TV.com Community…" and they wanted to send me a t-shirt so they asked me for my preferred size and mailing address. It is "signed" by a Donell Tucker of G4TV.com interactive services. The e-mail reads "DTucker@comcastnets.com". It seems a bit fishy, but I know the site mentioned something about a contest for users that use the comments section, but I still find the address a bit odd. Would you know if this is legit or not? I don't want to give a random person my mailing address for the promise of a t-shirt.
Now… a chick magnet… well, that's different.
-M
what's the game that came out recently that sucks, the shooter in Korea or something like that? I heard it's terrible
just to do it, i decided to look up the worst game ever reviewed at metacritic
the winner is : "big rigs: over the road racing" which garnered an EIGHT…
the review snipets are hysterical–
G4 TV
This is hands-down, the worst videogame to ever see the light of day. Really.
Thunderbolt
If you hate someone, and I mean HATE someone, give them this game as a gift, in the hopes that they’ll play it, because that way you can say to them, “haha, you’re an idiot who plays Big Rigs!” I wish I could think of some redeeming factors for the game, but there simply aren’t any.
@Nightshade – well that will be worth it come the Next Elder Scrolls or Fallout
@Shockwave: Yeah, I'm hoping for an Elder Scrolls V announcement soon. I love those games.
lmao
heres a youtube video of that big rigs game…
awesome!!…that truly is the worst game ive ever seen in my life
im sorry, but heres a better one
Bah, G.I. Joe apparently did as bad as it's counterpart game. That's truly a shame, since I loved them since I was like 5 lol. Game wise I still think my idea for a new G.I. Joe game would fly, some dev please read and hit me up! >_>
For some reason, I totally dispise Will Ferrell and could care less if he wins or loses anything.
I can't stop seeing Megan Fox's toe thumbs in some magazine article I saw once. And she was horrible in Jennifer's Body.
@cami
you paid money to see jennifers body?
@Iceman Make sure the email addy really is comcastnets.com. That's legit for G4 employees.
@thundercracker – Thankfully no, the unfortunate viewing was at my sister-in-law's house b/c they had nothing else to watch and they just rented it for funsies. It made for a good laugh on the bad acting part tho lol.
Thanks, Mr. Padilla.
-M
@Shockwave: You’re probably thinking of Rogue Warrior. Poor Lando had to review that thing after Bethesda was nice enough to send us a review copy.