The Pirate Bay Launches PirateBrowser

The Pirate Bay has launched PirateBrowser, a barebones web browser that helps users reach the popular torrent-file service when using Internet service providers (ISPs) that block it. PirateBrowser is a mix of Firefox, FoxyProxy, and Tor. Here’s the description from the company’s blog:

Do you know any people who can’t access TPB or other torrents-sites because they are blocked? Recommend PirateBrowser to them. It’s a simple one-click browser that circumvents censorship and blockades and makes the site instantly available and accessible. No bundled ad-ware, toolbars or other crap, just a Pre-configured Firefox browser.

While PirateBrowser should unblock The Pirate Bay for many users, it’s important not to mistake it for a product that offers truly anonymous browsing. It’s a potentially useful tool for people that like to…uhm share files, but a good virtual private network (VPN) is the way to go if you want your Internet activity masked from your ISP, the government, nosy martians, etc. Don’t get me wrong. I love that this free product is being offered, but I fear that some people will overestimate its capabilities.

Any of you thinking of giving PirateBrowser a whirl?

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Britney Spears Negotiating For Meatball (Spot)

In addition to being in negotiations for a Las Vegas residency show at Planet Hollywood, Britney Spears is in negotiations to open a Meatball Spot. According to People, the pop star is friends with the owner of the restaurant, which will be opening a new location outside the Planet Hollywood auditorium, where Spears will be performing. The restaurant has teased that it’s partnering with a major celebrity for its new location. Hopefully it’s not Christina Aguilera, because that would be awkward.

On one hand, I would eat at Britney Spears’ Meatball Spot because the name Britney Spears’ Meatball Spot is frickin’ hilarious. On the other hand, I don’t know about trusting a woman born in Mississippi and raised in Louisiana with Italian food. That said, the restaurant’s menu looks fantastic. Of course I have to ask you the question — would you eat Britney Spears’ meatballs?

Naturally, this article was an excuse to “research” Britney Spears photographs and post them here.  A lot of people say that she was adorable before she went crazy. I actually love that she went a little nuts. The multiple cosmetic surgeries, however, were a damn shame. She was so naturally cute before Michael Jackson-ing her face! *sigh*

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Lady Gaga Naked For Kickstarter

The sexy, bold, brave, and eccentric Lady Gaga makes a naked cameo in a video to promote the Marina Abramovic Institute’s Kickstarter pitch. It’s some kind of artistic meditation method that purports to “heighten participants’ awareness of their physical and mental experience in the present moment.” To be completely honest, I didn’t read much about the method in the video’s description because…naked Lady Gaga! Besides, I don’t want to heighten my physical and mental awareness. That would only lead to depression. Ha!

Anyway, check out the NSFW for work video below. It features strangely soothing chanting and full-frontal Gaga. *sigh* When is she going to marry me so that I can legally change my name to Lord RaRa and take my blog to new heights by riding off of her coattails?

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Danica McKellar Gets Sexy in Avril Lavigne Video

I’m excited for Avril Lavigne’s video for “Rock N Roll.” I don’t care about the song. I’m excited because the video features Danica McKellar showing off her stomach, wearing leather, and sporting turquoise fishnet stockings. Danica McKellar is hot because she was the adorable girl next door in The Wonder Years and grew up to be a published math geek. That’s so sexy. Check out E! for a pair of photos of Danica dolled up for the video. That’s definitely not the Winnie Cooper Continue reading “Danica McKellar Gets Sexy in Avril Lavigne Video”

Coffee Talk #597: Distinct Voices in Pop Music

With “Always on My Mind” closing out s2e2 of The Newsroom, lots of my Internet nerd friends were raving about Willie Nelson. They praised his distinct voice that used behind-the-beat timing and unique phrasing. While I dig Willie Nelson on multiple levels, the surge in his popularity (in the nerd world, anyway) got me thinking about voices in popular music that I find unique. Of course there are obvious ones like Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix. For millions of people Elvis Presley’s voice is synonymous with rock and roll. After thinking about it for a few days, three vocalists stood out — Roy Orbison, Barry Gibb, and…more

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With “Always on My Mind” closing out s2e2 of The Newsroom, lots of my Internet nerd friends were raving about Willie Nelson. They praised his distinct voice that used behind-the-beat timing and unique phrasing. While I dig Willie Nelson on multiple levels, the surge in his popularity (in the nerd world, anyway) got me thinking about voices in popular music that I find unique. Of course there are obvious ones like Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix. For millions of people Elvis Presley’s voice is synonymous with rock and roll. After thinking about it for a few days, three vocalists stood out — Roy Orbison, Barry Gibb, and Freddie Mercury.

Keep in mind that I’m talking about distinct voices, not necessarily the most powerful or ones with ridiculous range (though Mercury definitely possessed crazy power and range). I’m talking about singers that are so unique that you can identify their voices after two notes and can’t imagine anyone else singing their songs (other than homages).

Roy Orbison — Depending on the song, Orbison’s voice could be ethereal or haunting (and sometimes ethereally haunting). I was always amazed by how expressive he could be while being so controlled at the same time. While I love lots of his solo stuff, hearing him in the Traveling Wilbury’s “Handle With Care” is one of my favorites. It’s a very good song that’s made great by Orbison’s bridge.

Barry Gibb — I love the Bee Gees. While the Aussie trio’s harmonies were awesome, Barry’s voice is what made the band stand out. What makes his voice so memorable to me is that he had two distinct styles that were both fantastic. There’s the falsetto that everyone knows from songs like “Stayin’ Alive” and “Night Fever” but there’s also the deeper, breathy voice he used for “How Deep is Your Love?

Freddie Mercury — Best. Rock. Singer. Ever.

If geneticist and sorcerers teamed together to make the perfect rock-and-roll singer, you’d have the second coming of Freddie Mercury.

So those are my picks for some of the most distinct voices in pop music. I’d love to hear about yours! Kindly use the comments section to share the voices that stand out in your head (not the voices in your head).

Jay-Z Disses Scott Boras on Magna Carta Holy Grail

Rappers insulting other rappers is a hip-hop staple. The “dis track” has been used to emasculate rivals, create controversy, and increase record sales. Normally, the insults are between rival hip-hop artists or crews. Jay-Z is the first artist that I know of that has used one of his tracks to insult a sports agent. As many of you know, Jay-Z recently created Roc Nation Sports and has started representing athletes. His clients include Robinson Cano of the New York Yankees and Kevin Durant of the Oklahoma City Thunder. In the song “Crown” from his upcoming album Magna Carta Holy Grail, Jay-Z has a line for renowned super agent Scott Boras:

Scott Boras, you over baby.
Robinson Cano, you coming with me.

Yeah, it’s not the hardest hitting dis ever recorded, but it funny that Jay-Z went after Boras in a track…though I’m not sure it was necessary. Jay-Z already stole Cano from Boras as a client. Did he really need to rub it in or reinforce the point? Furthermore, Boras has a long list of clients and is responsible for some of the richest contracts in sports. I don’t think he’ll be hurting for business any time soon. All he has to do is point to the ridiculous contracts he’s gotten for Alex Rodriguez and new clients will sign.

Anyway, I hope this becomes a trend. Hip-hop artists dissing suits is funny. I heard the Nelly has beef with one of his accountants. Hopefully a dis track is in order.

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Rihanna Buys Razer Naga Hex, Chris Brown Jokes Wanted

Pop superstar Rihanna was recently spotted buying a Razer Naga Hex Wraith Red gaming mouse and Razer promptly sent out a press blast on the purchase. Here’s a clip:

Rihanna, the undisputed queen of pop, has set her sights on getting a leg up in hardcore gaming with Razer’s best-in-class Naga Hex Wraith Red edition gaming mouse. The pop songstress was spotted picking up the hardcore gaming mouse with her younger brother in a NYC BestBuy over the weekend.

Being the inventive lot that you are, I know you guys and gals have some inappropriate Chris Brown jokes in you. It’s not that I want to make light of the heinous crimes he committed against the Barbadian beauty, but this is a fine opportunity to point out what a horrid piece of crap the he is. Fire away (please)!

Psy’s Gentleman Video

From the man that brought you the global sensation known as “Gangnam Style” comes “Gentleman.” The music is similar to its predecessor — synth pop with a catchy hook. The video, in my opinion, is even better than the one for Psy’s last single. Throughout the clip, Psy does all sorts of naughty things: kicking a soccer ball away from a bunch of kids, pulling a bikini top off of a sunbathing woman, making a woman in a restaurant smell his butt odor, and more. Of course there’s lots of goofy dancing and scantily clad women too. Similar to “Gangnam Style,” I can’t stop watching this video.

While it will be impossible to top “Gangnam Style,” I expect “Gentleman” to have some success. Check out the clip when you have a chance and let me know what you think (please!). Will Psy be able to catch lightning in a bottle twice? Or is he the latest in a long line of one-hit wonders?

Fallon & Timberlake: History of Rap 4

While I didn’t enjoy it as much as the previous “History of Rap” medleys, I still had fun watching Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake do their thing for a fourth time. These guys are great together. Check out the clip below and let me know how you think the fourth “History of Rap” measures up to its predecessors. On a side note, I’m thrilled that Fallon will be getting the big show (not The Big Show) in Spring 2014. I was never a big Leno fan and I’ve grown to dislike him for screwing over David Letterman and Conan O’Brien. I hope that Fallon will continue his tech and videogame segments when he gets the major time slot. Nerdism is mainstream now, baby!

Comcast to Punish Pirates By Being Obnoxious

ISPs are starting to reveal precisely how they’re going to punish violators of the Copyright Alert System six-strike anti-piracy policy. My favorite punishment, so far, is from Comcast, which will castigate its customers by being dicks. According to TorrentFreak:

After four alerts the ISP will “hijack” web-browsers of suspected serial pirates with a persistent pop-up notification, making it impossible to browse the Internet. The pop-up will disappear after the customer “resolves the issue” with a Customer Security Assurance professional.

Well…that’s one way to do it. For many people, losing Internet service is a worrisome penalty. Adding obnoxious pop-ups to the mix seems unnecessary. It also costs money to implement the notification system and to pay the Customer Security Assurance professionals that respond to appeals. It’s Comcastic!

*sigh*

This whole thing is a fantastic waste of time and money. It’s so frustrating, but hardly surprising, that ISPs are making huge efforts with the Copyright Alert System instead of taking Internet speeds — and technology that would take advantage of those speeds — to the next level.

I wish ISPs had faces, so that I could punch them.

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