Athletes really need to cut it out with the naughty text messaging. Recently, Minnesota Viking’s Brett Favre was accused of sending SMS messages of his schlong to a woman. Now Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from San Antonio Spurs’ Tony Parker over sexually explicit text messages to and from Erin Barry (soon to be ex-wife of ex-teammate Brent Barry).
This sounds like a bad network drama. Longoria is hot and Parker is…well, French. He’s (allegedly) cheating on her with his ex-teammates wife?!? That’s crazy (Brian Fellow)!!! My favorite part of this situation is that Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez was the one that spilled the beans (he’s pals with Longoria). The affair isn’t as crazy as Justin Timberlake (allegedly) sleeping with Olivia Munn behind Jessica Biel’s back, but it’s pretty nuts.
I’m waiting for a general manager to prohibit his or her players from texting and tweeting. Some of them need to be saved from themselves.
28 thoughts on “Athletes Should Stop Texting (Tony Parker, Eva Longoria)”
You would think they have people to train these dummies on not how to get caught. Why get married in the first place if your going to cheat?
I agree BB.
great pic btw Rpad. I like how there's a bonus prize in it.
it's amazing the simple things that people just don't think about.
Neither Brett Favre, Michael Vick, or Ben Roethlisberger have ANYTHING on <a>this dude.
It seems that football is still trying to catch up to rugby.
I don't think the link worked… anyway, here it is:
wow! is right! wtf was he thinking?! yeah let me just do this lewd act in front of all of teammates and hope that no one is taking a pic or vid to later blackmail or shame me with.
Oh, sure, Tokz, like you've never been sh*t-faced drunk at a sheep fram before?
Damn Iceman is on a roll! Haha!
dude, do you think my name would be tokz if i got shit faced???
What a great game by DA BEARS last night!!!!!
Oh snap the come back.
Awww… that was a low blow. I still have the bile taste in my mouth from throwing up all night long because of that nauseating game. I couldn't take it anymore and started playing Bayonetta after the third quarter to cheer me up. To think that I could have actually gone to that game makes me even more sick to my stomach. Thank god I didn't go.
I'm not really all that shocked since they were down to the third-string QB (Tyler). I was more disappointed because I really thought he was better than Chad Henne and this was the opportunity he had to prove that, but unfortunately, he just proved why he was a third-string QB. I'm actually surprised the limited the Bears to just 16 points.
So, in the words of Smartguy (and hopefully not being to crude about it); Force Unleashed. Forced Unleashed, buddy!
P.S.- If you didn't get that last sentence, simply refer to that game by it's short-hand name.
Force Unleashed, and the horse you rode in on.
Hopefully Eva Longoria will marry Evan Longoria. That would be cool.
She could go for the utter redundancy factor and hyphenate.
or she could be known as Eva Longoria (squared).
oh that's an even better one!
*waves fists* damn you Rpad!
2 EL git 2 quit.
You know…..when you are married to someone…..the absolute LEAST you can do is keep your junk in your pants.
I hear that!
My wife likes my junk out of my pants.
Especially when she's doing laundry. This woman washed my wallet once.
The TSA loves the junk in your pants.
you think they'll go with a pants on the ground marketing jingle soon?
That would be awesome!
Have they won a home game yet this year? Force Unleashed them.
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