With Tiger Woods’ endorsement deals in a precarious state of flux — Gatorade has already dropped a Tiger-branded beverage, while Pepsi, Gillette, Tag Heuer, and others are considering dropping the star golfer — I think EA Sports ought to be proactive and flat-out humiliate him. It would be the ultimate cash grab that would satisfy analysts and shareholders that are only interested in the company’s short-term future. Since EA has been getting dinged for taking risks and launching new IPs for the last two years, it might as well try cashing in on one of its star’s woes, right?
I can see it now…Tiger Woods’ Sim Adultery 2011!!! The game would obviously star Tiger, but the tone would be similar to a Leisure Suit Larry game. To keep development costs down, it would use The Sims engine and existing art assets (mostly female character models). The goal of the game would be to sleep with as many women as possible (the 18 holes) while avoiding the media, car crashes, and hot Swedish wives. Bold players would be careless with their trysts, texting sweet little nothings to their loved ones without bothering to delete the messages. Advanced players would pay an army of minions to cover their tracks (paying for hotel rooms for afternoon delight, sending text messages on your behalf, whisking you away when your wife attacks you with a nine-iron, etc.)
EA could make this game in months and cash in on all this “Tigergate” nonsense. Maybe then it could get shortsighted analysts and shareholders off its back, allowing its developers to work on original and high-quality games.
When women who've never heard of you before in their lives begin to refer to you as a "creep," you've got problems.
You are an awful human being RPad…that's why I love this site!
@TheJediRevan Ha! Do you really feel sympathy for a man that has made more than a billion dollars with several questionable business partners? Screw that! He's rich. He's public. He is screw-ups are fair game.
Eh…I could care less about the dude either way…countless assholes cheat on their wife…this guy does and because he is rich and plays golf everybody wants to crucify him. Seems like we kinda have other things to worry about…a war in Afghanistan, a shitty economy….ehh I am just playing Devil's Advocate. He should have kept his little guy in his trousers.
@TheJediRevan Well, by him taking an "indefinite leave" from golf, he's making the economy worse for the PGA Tour, his sponsors, etc. Sure, there's Woods the person and Woods the athlete, but Woods the business has a bigger impact on the economy than everyone reading this site.
At least the moving company that showed up at his house is making money.
dudes a moron, at least the girls hes cheated with might be hot though
looking at you bill clinton!!
^^ he did not have sex with that woman.
lol
is is
I too could care less about Tiger's personal affairs. Or golf for that matter.
Maybe I'm a creep for saying this, but maybe his hot swedish wife wasn't doing that thing he likes. If that was the case, he never should have married her so he could of just broke up with her and not risk half his stuff.
i think he has always been like this. if you read some of the details of the prenuptial, you could have seen this coming a mile away.
@ Smartguy
I hear. Even looking at the picture at the top, that's the face of a man who loves poonanny.
He was probably even yelling "TITTAAAAAYS!" when they took the shot.
Thank god that his father is not around to see this. His poor mother. I can only imagine what she and the rest of his family is going through. I hope it was worth it, you rat bastard! Was it worth putting your entire family through this just to splooge on a few girls faces? … or 12. That has got to be the world's most expensive pearl necklaces, ever.
-M
@N8R I'm pretty sure you're right.
@Iceman It's sad for his family, but I find it funny that he'd be willing to lose millions over this. At the very least, he should have a staff that covers his tracks.
@ Iceman
When he was splooging on girls' faces… I doubt he was thinking of his mom.
(with regards to Sigmund Freud.)
whats the difference between tiger woods and santa claus?
santa stopped at 3 hos