Although I plan to spend a good portion of my weekend celebrating the NY Yankees reaching another World Series when they beat up the Angels on Saturday, I’m going to make some time for SmackDown vs. Raw 2010. As many of you know, I contributed to the Shawn Michaels and Mickie James storylines. I want to see what was changed and what wasn’t. More importantly, I want to create some content!
In addition to creating a downloadable version of RPad (obviously a technical wrestler), I’m excited to create my own storylines. It’s going to be me and Claudio Castagnoli (my favorite indie wrestler) taking on the WWE! I’m half-thinking of including some lines that poke fun at my recent misfortunes. I can see it now:
Chris Jericho: RPad…why the hell have you come back to the WWE?
Me: Well Chris, I’d love to say that it’s because I’ve heard rumors of you wearing short shorts these days, but the truth is that I lost my job while I was in Asia and I need some scratch for knee surgery. Since I like to have fun when I make money, I thought, “Let’s go beat up Jericho for the World Heavyweight Championship!”
Chris Jericho: And who’s this with you? Another one of these parasites? Another sanctimonious son of bitch? Look at me when I’m talking to you “new guy”!
Claudio Castagnoli: [Smiles and shakes Jericho’s hand] Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!
Ha! That’s all I have for now. While I continue to conjure up my Claudio Castagnoli classic, let me know what you’re playing this weekend (please)!