Random Thoughts on Oblivion

One-line summary of Oblivion: Ethan Hunt, Nelson Mandela, and Jaime Lannister fight an evil space triangle.

What? That’s not enough to get you to see the movie? Fine, I’ll share some random thoughts on it so that you can see if the movie is worth your money. While I very much enjoyed Oblivion, I feel that it’s important to note that I had really low expectations going into last Monday’s screening. First, I’m still not over my disappointment with G.I. Joe: Retaliation, so I was kind of down on 2013 movies in general. Secondly, I read a couple of reviews that said that the movie was like a stereotypical high-school cheerleader: beautiful to look at, but not a lot there. While the movie’s cinematography was definitely superb, I also enjoyed the story and performances. Oblivion didn’t blow me away by any means, but I had fun with it as a sci-fi spectacle with a touch of romance. Now for some random thoughts (with minor spoilers)!

Story and Writing: Like so many sci-fi movies before it, Oblivion tells the tale of a post-apocalyptic Earth. Tom Cruise plays Jack Harper, a repairman who is stationed on Earth to oversee the mining of the planet’s remaining natural resources. He lives in a lovely sky studio (that looks like it was designed by Philippe Starck) with his lover and computer operator Victoria Olsen. The two believe that they’re on the final two weeks of their mission, counting down the days before they can go to Titan (Saturn’s largest moon) and rejoin the rest of humanity…but things aren’t what they seem.

Jack, being the naturally curious repairman that he is, believes that something is amiss and suffers from constant flashbacks (that may or may not have been the result of too many viewings of Sleepless in Seattle). Through a series of plot twists, he’s captured by the Scavengers. He believed that the Scavs are aliens that destroyed the Earth, but in reality they’re just a bunch of guys that dress like the Helghast from Killzone and know the truth behind Earth’s demise. Some critics have said that the movie’s writing is derivative; while it’s true that it borrows several conventions and twists found in other sci-fi movies, I thought that it was put together in a way that stands on its own.

Cinematography: This is one of the most beautiful movies I’ve seen in the last five years. There are several shots that will take your breath away (like in the old Tom Cruise movie). By my completely unscientific estimation, at least 50 percent of the movie consists of scenes featuring Cruise by himself. The DP and director did a masterful job with these scenes, creating palpable feelings of isolation and desolation. (Shooting Cruise by himself also helps mask his height. Bonus!) If you’re a sci-fi or videography fan then it’s worth paying money to see this movie on the big screen. Some of the shots are that good.

Music: One of the few problems I had with the movie was with the score. There are three scenes where the score’s sound is pumped up to create a sense of drama. The technique only worked in the last instance, which was near the end of the movie. That scene felt appropriately climactic and triumphant, aided by the stentorian score. In the other two scenes I was wondering, “Why is the music so loud?” It felt out of place at best and forced at worst. Overall this was a minor problem, but the pair of scenes that featured inappropriately loud music pulled me out of the fantasy and reminded me that I was in a movie theater in Culver City. That’s not what you want a movie’s soundtrack to do.

The Kingslayer: It was fun seeing Nikolaj Coster-Waldau outside of HBO’s outstanding Game of Thrones. He doesn’t do a whole lot and my friend Paul theorized that some of his scenes were added after he became famous. Certainly some of his action sequences feel tacked on and don’t really serve much of a purpose other than to get moviegoers to think, “Sweet! Jaime Lannister is a badass with guns as well as swords!”

Bottom LineOblivion is an undeniably beautiful movie. It’s full of scenes that look amazing and will dazzle moviegoers. The movie’s story is the easiest part to criticize. I understand why some people feel that it borrows from several other sci-fi films and mashes them up into a hodgepodge that doesn’t quite work, but I disagree with that opinion. For me, Oblivion was just on the right side of the line between having a plot that’s entertainingly smart and one that’s too clever for its own good (see Prometheus). While I don’t think it will go down as a sci-fi classic, it’s a fun movie that deftly blends drama and action, while topping it off with a bit of romance.

HISHE Super Cafe Meets Swingers

Here’s a mashup of two of my favorite things: the “Super Cafe” sketches from How It Should Have Ended and the movie Swingers. This clip mimics a scene at the end of the movie, with Superman playing Vince Vaughn’s character, Batman playing Jon Favreau’s character, and Elastigirl (The Incredibles) playing the girl making baby faces. It’s very well done and “super” cute. Continue reading “HISHE Super Cafe Meets Swingers”

Kick-Ass 2 Trailers

Here are a pair of trailer for Kick-Ass 2. The first one gives all the major characters equal time, while the second focuses on Hit Girl. As a fan of the comics and the first movie, I’m super looking forward to this one. Also, Chloe Moretz is on the cusp of becoming a beautiful woman. It’s borderline inappropriate to even be talking about it…which is fun in that Hermione kind of way. Anyway, check out the clips when you get a chance and let me know what you think (of the movie and Chloe). Are you looking forward to Kick-Ass 2?

Vader’s Little Princess Lands in April

I rarely buy physical books, but I couldn’t resist the utterly charming Darth Vader and Son. It’s a cute, cartoonish take on what it would have been like if Darth Vader raised Luke Skywalker. I’m totally psyched for the follow up, Vader’s Little Princess. As you’ve probably figured out, this book is a whimsical take on the father-daughter relationship between Darth Vader and Prince Leia. The images released totally have me sold. If you need more convincing then check out the video below.

Vader’s Little Princess is set for an April 23, 2013 release.

The Beautiful Women of Captain America: The Winter Soldier

After reading those awesome rumors about Captain America: The Winter Soldier, I had to do some…research on the beautiful women in the film. (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.) Above is Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow), accompanied by Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter), Cobie Smulders (Maria Hill), and Emily VanCamp (Sharon Carter) below. This is a gorgeous cast, don’t you agree? Continue reading “The Beautiful Women of Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Movie Info

Entertainment Weekly has posted a bunch of great info on the upcoming Captain America: The Winter Soldier movie. As a huge fan of Ed Brubaker’s Captain America comics featuring The Winter Soldier, I’m really looking forward to the film. Be sure to read the full article if you’re interested in the movie. Here’s a summary (with some minor spoilers for those of you not familiar with The Winter Soldier):

  • S.H.I.E.L.D. head honcho Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) should play a major role in the movie
  • Cap will be teaming up with super spy Black Widow (the oh-so-sexy Scarlett Johansson)
  • Sebastian Stan will be reprising his role as Cap’s sidekick, Bucky Barnes, who was reincarnated and cybernetically enhanced to become The Winter Soldier
  • The voluptuously sexy Hayley Atwell will appear in flashback scenes as Cap’s old flame Peggy Carter
  • Emily VanCamp will play Cap’s current love interest, Agent 13…who happens to be Sharon Carter
  • Cobie Smulders will return as S.H.I.E.L.D. second-in-command Maria Hill
  • Anthony Mackie will be playing Falcon

In addition to The Winter Soldier — one of the coolest comebacks in Marvel Comics history — there’s a lot to love about these revelations. Being a heterosexual male, I couldn’t help but notice that this movie is bursting with babes! Between Scarlett, Hayley, Emily, and Cobie, there will be a lot of beautiful and talented women to drool over watch. Score! Also, Falcon is a potentially cool addition, but I’m a little wary of the whole “talking to birds” thing. That said, I’m excited to see his costume and CG flying scenes.

What do you think of the latest news on Captain America: The Winter Soldier?

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[Thanks for my pal Jennie for posting the link!]

The Hangover Part III Trailer

The boys head back to Las Vegas for more adventures and misfortunes in The Hangover Part III. According to IMDB, Mike Tyson, Mr. Chow, Black Doug, and Stripper Jade will be returning. Check out the trailer below for a glimpse of what’s in store for final chapter of The Hangover series. Highlights include an implied giraffe decapitation, Alan having a seductive moment with a woman causing Stu to retch, and Mr. Chow choking a chicken.

Are you ready for another raunchy romp with Alan, Phil, and Stu? Or have you had enough of this franchise?

Iron Man 3 Trailer Kicks Things Up a Notch

While I’ve generally enjoyed all the Iron Man 3 trailers that I’ve seen, the latest one is easily my favorite. It’s a wonderful blend of action, drama, and scantily clad Gwyneth Paltrow. I’m certain that most of you will agree that this is the most intriguing Iron Man 3 trailer yet. Check out the clip below and share your thoughts on it in the comments section (please!). Continue reading “Iron Man 3 Trailer Kicks Things Up a Notch”

Handmade Gamer/Nerd Jewelry at Fangirl Emporium

My Facebook friend Amanda has a really cool Etsy store called Fangirl Emporium. Right now she has a bunch of awesome necklace pendants for sale. Gamer neckwear includes a Pokeball from Pokemon, the Umbrella logo from Resident Evil, the Halo symbol, and more. Nerd neckwear includes a Klingon symbol from Star Trek, the bloody smiley face from Watchmen, the Starfleet symbol from Star Trek, and more. It’s pretty sweet stuff!

Kindly check out Fangirl Emporium when you get a chance and leave a comment if anything from Amanda’s store catches your eye. I’d totally wear the Pokeball…but put it on a necklace that’s more masculine.

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