I’ve discovered that the cure to fluctuating between depression and ennui is watching Shia LaBeouf “Do It!!!” videos. The original motivational speech was entertaining on its own, but when you add it to various scenes in movies and television, it becomes pure gold. The following are a bunch of my favorite Shia LaBeouf “Do It!!!” juxtapositions.
Let’s start with this unforgettable scene from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Shia LaBeouf’s motivational skills make Yoda’s look pedestrian.
Next up is Goku building up a “spirit bomb” to take down Frieza in Dragon Ball Z. Forget a power level that’s over 9,000. With Shia LaBeouf in your corner, your power level will easily exceed 9,000,000.
Even the King of Pop needed help back in his day. Forget “Beat It.” It’s all about “Do It!!!”
While Harry Potter achieved ordinary wizarding levels (OWLs) on his own, Shia LaBeouf helped The Boy Who Lived take it to next level in this epic showdown. I don’t know that Potter could’ve taken down Lord Voldemort in The Goblet of Fire without the extra motivation.
Shia LaBeouf can also help when grisly acts are required, as seen in Rorschach’s grand finale in The Watchmen.
Last, but not least, Shia LaBeouf has chosen a side in the conflict between Batman and Superman.
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I am concerned about your well being, Mr. Padilla.
-M
That Batman vs Superman was damned impressive.