Pop sensation Ke$ha has released a line of jewelry called Kesha Rose by Charles Albert. The Kesha Rose line includes all sorts of pendants, rings, earrings, bracelets, and necklaces, including numerous penis-shaped items. Fans of phallic jewelry can treat themselves to penis charm pendants, petite penis rings, penis drop earrings, penis post earrings, and more. Best of all, these penises are made out of fake gold. Here’s an excerpt from the description:
Kesha Rose by Charles Albert is handcrafted using Alchemía or “Zero Karat Gold”, as we like to call it. The collections use natural & man-made stones and are set in a blend of base metals that has the look and feel of 18K gold. Alchemía is not a plated metal; the color is through and through. Alchemía is nickel free, lead free and lacquered for extra protection, thus making it hypoallergenic. The strong ?exible lacquer is used to protect the metal from turning or tarnishing, while still allowing rings to be easily adjusted.
Will you show your loved ones just how much you care by gifting them some Kesha Rose penis jewelry?
Haha zero karat.
Please tell me this is a joke.
Or if it’s not, tell me where I can buy the corresponding vagina accessories.
-M
Oh, it’s real. Think your hot receptionist would want some?