Oh Internet nerds…you make me laugh. Liberals have been mocking Mitt Romney for using the phrase “binders full of women” during last night’s presidential debate. The joking has infiltrated Amazon.com. Check out the reviews for the Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder. Here are some of the recent review titles:
A presidential candidate’s choice is the choice for me
Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her
Mine did not come pre-filled with women
Holds All My Women
Keeps me in line, husband happy!
Here are some choice lines from the reviews:
I have a lot of trouble getting my women into most binders. It would be very helpful if this was bundled together with a heavy duty three hole punch.
Don’t get me wrong, when I was given this binder, it was chock full of women. I mean, I went out of my way to get people to bring this binder to me. However, after I was given this one binder, suddenly a second binder plopped on top of it. Now I had binders full of women. And with an EZ-Turn Ring, I could take women in and out of these binders. The color of this binder, white, is perfect, by the by. Gosh, I can’t imagine any other color my binders full of women might come in.
My grandfather ran businesses, and his father before him. We used to keep women in loose leaf folders.
Family harmony was threatened by my general inability to make good judgements and not be able to find Cabinets, so my lovely man thoughtfully bought this binder and he clips me into it whenever things get out of hand. We’re all SO much happier.
When I pile my binders full of women on top of each other, the weight causes the rings to buckle a little bit and misalign and then sometimes my women do get caught on the rings. But we all know how women are, right? Typically heavy and hung up on rings!
This binder has more than enough room to hold all of my women, some of whom cook dinner for me. I wish it came in pink, though.
As a woman, I was disappointed that the “gap-free” claim was in reference to the rings in the binder, not to gender equity in wages. But the trade-off is that the binder did let me leave work in time to go home and cook dinner.
The reviews are piling up. I encourage you to hit up Amazon and give them a read.
Sometimes…very rarely…I love my generation.
Haha I shared this on my FFXIV community guild site. Then I sat there and read all the reviews. LOL some were just fantastic!