Coffee Talk #450: If You Could Have One Materia…

Based off a message I sent in the More-or-Less-Official RPad.TV Google+ Chat Room, I’ve been thinking a lot about materia. You know, those lovely magical balls (mind out of the gutter!) used in the world of Final Fantasy VII. If you could have…

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Based off a message I sent in the More-or-Less-Official RPad.TV Google+ Chat Room, I’ve been thinking a lot about materia. You know, those lovely magical balls (mind out of the gutter!) used in the world of Final Fantasy VII. If you could have one materia, what would it be and why? Would you go offensive? Maybe you’d like to summon Bahamut for afternoon tea chats? Or perhaps you’d like to heal you friends and family with restorative materia like Curaga or Esuna. Give it some thought and let me know your dream materia (please!).

Yuffie is a Materia Girl.

As for me, I’m stuck on a pair of materia from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII. Initially I was thinking that Costly Punch would be the way to go; it would pretty much let me win any fight in a cheap and annoying way that would mentally scar my opponents. However, I’m more of a thief than a fighter. Mug materia would be much more useful to me. Being able to steal and hit at the same time would rule! In my head, Mug would work with friendly slaps too. My victims would lose valuable possessions (or more likely, Pez dispensers) after innocent pats on the back thanks to the deceptively awesome power of Mug!

So how about it? If you have one materia, what would it be and why?

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20 thoughts on “Coffee Talk #450: If You Could Have One Materia…”

  1. At first I thought "Ice" but then I thought about it a little more and realized that it wouldn't let me create a contiguous ice-slide out of thin air. So, I'll go with Knights of the Round.

    What's better than having your own small army of tricked-out, magical knights on elaborately-clad space horses? Nothing! That's what.

    -M

    1. I don't think Mrs. "Iceman" would like that at all. Besides, getting jiggy with Shiva may be a bit hard to do when your jigger goes all "shrinky dink" on you because of the cold.

      -M

      1. WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. You wanna get jiggy with Shiva. You want a dog named Shiva. Anybody else sensing the problem here?

  2. Is a "Master Magic" materia cheating? I mean it has all the green materia powers in one ball. If not, I'd totally go with that.

  3. What, no Ultima? I think I'd go with Knights of the Round for above said statement by Iceman, lol. But I've always leaned towards white mage magic types, so Fullcure works too.

  4. Am I allowed choosing the Murderous Thrust materia from Crisis Core? Because everybody knows not to screw with Tonberries.

      1. Tonberries OHK any monster or party member ever created. They are the epitome of evil, and are INCREDIBLY difficult to deal with.

  5. Id have to go with the Luck materia. Which in turn to letting me always win jackpots and hitting on stocks would allow me to also find an Odin materia. The occasional Zantetsuken could be handy. And with Luck it should happen often enough.

  6. I'll go with the time one because it will give the illusion that I have super speed.

    Demi Lovato pic was a very pleasant surprise it seems like that girl has low self esteem if wanting to be viewed as sexy was the reason for the pic. I can't wait for the sex video!

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