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Before I get started, please know that the videos in this post are totally safe for work. Now let’s get to the matter of nerd pr0n! With movie titles like On Golden Blonde, Forrest Humps, and Romancing the Bone, it’s clear that nothing is safe from the adult entertainment industry. Recently, a lot of my friends have been sending around the trailer for Star Wars XXX (embedded below). I know there have been adult movies that spoof popular fantasy and sci-fi movies, but why not videogames?!? It turns out that naughty videogame movies are here!
During an email discussion of Star Wars XXX, a friend informed me of Sex Fighter II, an adult movie parody of Street Fighter II. This movie has an actor dressed as Ryu doing…imaginative things to an actress dressed as Chun-Li. On one hand, I’m sure there are people at Capcom, as well as Capcom fans, that find this disturbing. On the other hand, it’s about frickin’ time! In a way, pr0n spoofs legitimizes the videogame business, similar to how a “Weird” Al Yankovic parody legitimizes a pop artist. At least, that’s the way I feel.
Oh yeah, disclaimer: I am not endorsing Sex Fighter II. Now please share your thoughts on the important matter of videogame pr0n. Do you have any cool titles in your head? Have you started writing any scenes that started with, “Then Samus took off her helmet…”?
WoW pr0n has been around for a few years. MMO champ forums catch everything related to that game!
Brutal Legend could use its name unchanged in this genre.
I've always gotten the biggest laugh when a title is explicit and has a number behind it.
Wow. I had no idea that there was WoW pr0n. Uhm, is it professional or fan made?
It's pro. As pro as pr0n gets with naked chicks casting magical spells at guys covered mostly in green paint.
BioShocker. Poke-her-mom. Real game names that could pass include Downhill Domination, Tube Sliders, and Black Hole Rising (Advance Wars 2 subtitle). I have lots more, but want to see what everyone else comes up with.
Whores of War
or it could be God of Whore(s).
ASS-ASS-&-Steed: Bonerhood (3 some porn)
Cock and Doody: Black Tops (a gay porn)
Lets Get Head 1&2 (L4D and unisex porn)
Jizzsplosion Man (money shots)
Bonerlands (gangbang)
Command & ConqHER: RED Alert Special BJ Edition (anyone thats been there can relate not really a porn)
If you don't get the last one, you don't have a woman in your life lmfao
Jizzsplosion Man. Very nice.
Redhead Redemption
Metal Rear Solid
Tony Hawk's Pro Bater
She Realms
The Felcher Scrolls V: Skyrim (Some may have to look that up on UD)
Head Rising, Head Nation, Head to Rights, and Left 4 Head
and last but not least….
Wii Watersports
House of the Head?
That workin? Meh. I'll try harder.
Meh…
House of the Head?
That workin? Meh. I'll try harder.
BootyStorm
Spit/Second
Immoral Combat
Anal Fantasy 1-13
BootyStorm
Spit/Second
Immoral Combat
Anal Fantasy 1-13
I fail at video game porn titles.Sent from my iPhone 4
Lol you dont fail Whores of War is awesome.
Devil May Cum
Queers of Wars
Ratchet and Wank
Biocock (who's your big daddy now?)
Ass Effect
There are just so many possibilities out there. The Brutal Legend title is such a good one just because it doesn't need to be changed at all, haha.
Also, I think Tokz had a good link to a Mario burlesque show in Chicago if that counts.
Ass Effect! That's a good o one.
Oh, c'mon! I'm surprised no one has yet suggested:
Call of Booty
Call of Booty 2; Modern Whorefare
Call of Booty 3; Black Ops
Little Big Plant-it (midgets)
Majizz and the Foreskin Kingdom
Hot Load Runner
The Pink Box (comes with Half-Lust 2, Half-Lust 2; Episode 1, Half-Lust 2; Episode 2, Porthole, and Team Fork-Her 2)
The Bitcher 2: Ass of Kings
Grand Sex Auto
Gaylo (unoriginal, I know, but I need a gay porn title)
Gaylo: Reach-Around
F.E.A.R. (Fingering, Eating-out And Reach-around)
L.A. Nookie (pronouncing it in French helps)
World of Porncraft
Sexcraft 2; Sons of Libido
Dookie Nooki'em
Duche Ex
Cuntsylvania; SympHOny of the Night
Bayonetta (it can remain the same, just with less "hair" and less teasing)
Shadow Cumplex
World of Goo
Donkey Hung Country
Diddy Hung Country
Ocumi
Uncarded 2; Among Minors
Metal Rear Solid 3; Snake Eater
Metal Rear Solid 4; Buns of the Patriots
I can go on all day…
-M
Call of Booty was just too easy, lol.
How about "Cock of Duty"? It's more patriotic. I would love to see something called "Cock of Duty 2; Big Red One".
-M
That is a great list. You sir get to split the internet with BB for the rest of the week.
Lmfao this list is great!
I think Bonerlands and Porthole are my favorites so far. Keep 'em coming!
Surprised nobody has made Game of Bones yet.
Surprised nobody has made Game of Bones yet.
Bummed to hear that Jani Lane died. http://goo.gl/De36J
Bummed to hear that Jani Lane died. http://goo.gl/De36J
Who is this Lee Grace Dougherty? I saw some nice pics this morning.
Dildo (Limbo)
Bust Nut (From Dust)
Insanely Twisted Dark Nipples
Fondled a Hard Hog
Big Breast Redemption
Squirt Wars: Nights of the Oral Release