Coffee Talk #333: Describe This Sexually Charged Screenshot

RPadholic camikitten sent me this (naughty?) screenshot of Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel. Based off of the screen and the text, what do you think is happening in the game?

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RPadholic camikitten sent me this screenshot of Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel. She also explained the context to me (though it’s still weird). I’m guessing that most of you aren’t familiar with the Ar tonelico series, so I wanted to have some fun with this screenshot’s earth shattering unintentional comedy.

Based off of the screen and the text, what do you think is happening in the game? Let’s try to keep it as clean as possible (please).

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45 thoughts on “Coffee Talk #333: Describe This Sexually Charged Screenshot”

  3. LOL what a way to wake up! The pic at the header looks like someones ass in pink lace but this is either a shop or some kind of powerup. I'm not going to say what I think is really going on.

      1. She is about to have a boss battle with this enormously grotesque creature but he then makes her an offer she can not refuse. In exchange for some good ol' sex the creature will become the man of her dreams and they will live happily ever after. To understand where my mind is right now you should google La Blue Girl and search images, this is not work friendly and most likely rated X.

      2. About that movie, while in middle school a friend and I were snooping around one of our older friends room because we knew he had porn somewhere but we found La Blue Girl and I have been scarred ever since.

      3. When I was 21, I went on a date with a 32-year old. When we went back to her apartment, she put La Blue Girl in the VCR. It was an interesting evening.

      5. Is this a live action or hentai movie? I did a google search on my phone and a lot of interesting images popped up.

  4. That is clearly a house from Disney's Alice in Wonderland cartoon.

    As far as the caption. I am just going to have to go with a real guess and say it is someone's spirit/life force going in her.

    Although a 'life force' going in her sounds pretty bad too.

  6. … yeah, it's going to take me a while to come up with something N8-tastic for that picture.

    Moving on…

    Mr. Padilla/Smartguy;

    My wife wants to get a new cell phone because her 8-year-old Motorola Razr has finally crapped out. She wants to stick with Verizon and has just asked me if there is a similar phone she can get that's like the Razr. I don't think she is interested in a smartphone, but she does want something cheap and that can just handle calls. I know you guys probably think that it is blasphemy, but she doesn't want to pay more and she actually just uses her phone as a phone. (Weird, I know).

    Right now, she's looking at the i9 and she also mentioned the Nokia 2730. Please help! I know very little about good cell phones (which explains why I have an iPhone 3G).

    -M

  7. Since it's Japanese, I'm guessing it has something to do with tentacles…..

    1. How much do one of them fancy "LTE" phones go for? I mean both for the phone and the monthly payments.

      -M

  9. I'm not coming up with anything very…clean…

    Perhaps she is blind so she rely's on the sense of feeling more than anything else? Someone else's boss battle idea could be on the right track. Or she could be a shop keeper who is very loving towards her customers…

    @Big Blak

    I just read an analyzation of la blue girl, interesting to say the least.

    1. My friend, reading an anal-yzation (see what I did, there?) of "La Blue Girl" and actually watching "La Blue Girl" are two completely separate things.

      You want a true test to see if you are ready to marry? Sit down with your fiancé one night and watch "La Blue Girl" (the animated ones) 1 through 6. If she leaves in disgust after the second one, you may want to reconsider the whole marriage thing. But if she stays until the credits roll after La Blue Girl 6, then you've found yourself a keeper.

      Coincidentally, if she starts getting turned on after (or during) watching them… RUN AWAY as fast as you can and don't look back!!!!

      -M

      1. Oh I completely know there is a difference between an anal-yzation and actually watching it are two completely different things. Keep in mind I was in college when 2 girls 1 cup made its debut—I've seen some nasty shit (see what I did there?!)

        Somehow I doubt my fiance would actually make it through that anime, judging from the pictures I saw of it—the anime pictures and the real live pictures of an octopus going down on a girl.

      3. have you ever seen the 2 girls 1 cup video? That's only a couple minutes long and I never made it through the whole thing. What's worse is that it's only a trailer for a full length film from Brazil I think.

      4. I have seen that video more times than I care to admit to lol. First time I saw it I was like this aint bad its hot chicks making out, then it started. We also were having a football party (the year the Pats almost went undefeated) and every time someone showed up the host asked if they have seen 2g1c and the answer was always no. So yea I saw that video (trailer) in its entirety more that 7 times and that is a severely conservative estimate.

      5. haha, well it came out while I was still living in the dorms and it was shamelessly played all throughout the floor I lived in until everyone had seen it way too many times.

  11. @Iceman
    $30 per month for LTE data that is unlimited. The Thunderbolt is $250 I believe. It's also a 4.3 inch device.

    I meant earlier that for the basics it is hard to beat Nokia

    1. Cool. I'll bring it up to her and possibly go shopping this weekend for a phone. Her best friend is the head of the mobile phone department at a Best Buy down here, so I'm sure she'll help us out as well.

      I just have to figure out what we're paying monthly for her service now and see if $30/mo. is worth the jump or not. On a related note, I'm not sure that Verizon has rolled out their LTE network down here. How do I check?

      -M

    3. Sorry Big Blak I was hoping for the Red Sox to keep their streak alive…but they already ruined it!!

  16. LoL I love reading all the guesses! Trying to actually explain this game would take forever. Basically it's got a lot of innuendoes, and partial nudity.

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