Adventures in Sex City Teaches Kids About STDs, Penis-Hands

I swear I’m not making this up — the Middlesex London Health Unit has released a game called Adventures in Sex City that teaches players about STDs. The villain has penis arms (and no, his name is not Edward Penishands). Here’s the scoop from GamePolitics:

Adventures in Sex City will have players assume the role of one of four characters — Captain Condom, Power Pap, Willy the Kid or Wonder Vag — as they take on penis-armed (literally) villain the Sperminator, who is hell-bent on spreading his brand of STD-infected love to everyone in town.

Wow. Uh…happy Valentine’s Day?

Source via GamePolitics

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18 thoughts on “Adventures in Sex City Teaches Kids About STDs, Penis-Hands”

  1. umm… wow. Love our English cousins. Sad thing is, I bet there is more to learn from Wonder Vag then there is in the combined sex ed classes provided in our wonderful country. Oh noes, it's a boob on TV… RUN!!!!!

  2. I am confused as to what Willy the Kid is supposed to represent?

    As to Power Pap, does she come with a trusty spekulum?

  3. Those names had me bursting out laughing for a good 5 minutes. Captain Condom and Sperminator?! WOW.

  4. ok playing it now, check out the description for wonder vag: Wonder Vag is a virgin, believes in true love and promotes abstience until marriage. haha her power is she's a human lie detector

  5. Willy the kid is out to prove that size doesn't matter… seems like that should be a white guy not a black guy

    Power Pap is sexually active and promotes getting tested regularly

    due to a freak accident captain condom is half man half condom, but he spends his free time handing out condoms

  6. that was a good game, after answering wrong on many occasions the sperminator gave Wonder Vag quite a dowsing in the good stuff. Virgin no more my friends

  7. haha, leave to a the English to come up with some clever, especially from a County called Middlesex!

  8. @rpad & Larcenous

    haha how did we get to the Oneders/Wonders convo in a kid-friendly STD topic.

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