The other day I was reading an ESPN.com roundtable on NBA shooting guards. I was absolutely floored by something Graydon Gordian from 48 Minutes From Hell wrote about Houston Rockets guard James Harden. Check it out:
Harden is only 23 years old. In five years he’ll be 28.
This is a stunning revelation. I’m so grateful that Gordian provided this information to me and millions of ESPN readers. Clearly he understands that America is getting dumber, particularly in math and science. He saved ESPN readers from having to waste minutes on computing a complex calculation with their fingers. Gordian’s analysis shows, once again, why ESPN is the worldwide leader in sports.
Ha! Seriously though, it’s a fun article, but those two sentences killed me.
You have a very strange sense of humor… or maybe I don’t understand it because I suck at math.
-M