Michael Cole was set to have JBL as his special guest referee at WrestleMania XXVII…but “Stone Cold” Steve Austin had other plans. As JBL was about to sign his referee contract, Austin hit the ring, landed a stunner on JBL, spilled beer all over the place, signed the contract, landed another stunner, and spilled some more beer.
I love how WWE contracts work. I remember when Chris Benoit was about to sign a WrestleMania title match against Triple H. Shawn Michaels hit the ring, gave Benoit a superkick, and signed the contract to face Hunter. It’s a plot device that has been used over and over again. It makes absolutely no sense, but people buy it. It’s awesome and I love it.
Now let me get back to my master plan of crashing Albert Pujol’s next contract signing. I’m going to lay him out with a baseball bat and sign a multi-year contract that’s worth more than $100-million. It’ll be legit by WWE logic.
I am particularly proud of my fantasy baseball team's name this year: "Pujols R better than1"
-M
Lmao!
I absolutely love the Sandman, I mean Stone Cold.
Sandman spilled beer on me at a small ECW show in Queens. I miss the old, cool ECW.
If it worked like that Ray, you can be sure before you put pen to paper you hear "Hey, Pinoy!" and when you turn around…CHOKESLAM…..
Smartguy signs the contract.
I will block your chokeslam with the Santino cobra!!!
then Tokz jumps in the ring and hits Rpad with the BACKSTABBER!
Unprecedented. I'm not sure that can happen in the legal system set forth!
Regardless…if I lose this time Dwight Howard is going to break the bank with LA…I'll be waiting..
then Iceman throws a folding chair in the middle of the ring from behind the safety of the "non-collapsible" announcer's desk.
-M
i'm think i saw what movie i'm going to see later! The Chaperone is now available to instant stream on netflix!
There are a bunch of WWE DVDs on Netflix now, but it's only the documentary portions and not the matches. I'm actually okay with that. Netflix just got exponentially more interesting to me.
I'll try to add a post with the full list of WWE titles later. I'm doing some capture work to make money.