Way back in March I wrote about GameCrush, an online service that lets male gamers pay for the privilege of playing games with women. The latest version of the service is live and…interesting. Here’s a clip from the official blog:
Want to take your game to the next level? Enter a private, video-enabled game session and you can find a PlayDate to play practically ANY multiplayer console game out there. You can play open-ended games, co-op games, and, of course, competitive games, too. Want to kick back with something more casual? GameCrush also offers web-based games at the click of a button. Private game sessions start at $.60 per minute with discounts for buying more credits at one time. Remember, buying a game session is an optional activity and not required to be part of the GameCrush community. And we only charge for the credits you buy, with no hidden costs and no recurring fees.
Have you seen any interesting pictures or profiles on the site? Any of you going to take the plunge and go on a Gamecrush date? Don’t all raise your hands at once. (I can’t actually see your hands, fyi.)
Sixty cents per minute?? Damn. I'm just gonna say it…but for that money she better play naked and leave nothing to my imagination. That is ridiculous.
I fear for our survival if this becomes as large as Twitter.
::shakes head in disgust::
Dang It. Tech support hasn't gotten back to me yet, it won't accept my credit card!!!!
Nope even considered pay someone to play games with me.
Sadly, the owner of this site will be rich from this.
SCREW THAT! I'll do one better: I'll charge anybody twenty cents an hour to play with my wife any online-enabled game you want. And she's way better looking than any of those girls I see in the picture. Hell, if you throw in 1000 or more Microsoft points, I'll even get her to game with you in a bikini. The only downside is that she sucks at a lot of games that involve shooting and dying… and hand-eye coordination. But, hey, who cares? The countless hours of comedy relief she provides is worth the price of admission. For example:
Me: "Why are you wasting our grenades by throwing them into the water?"
Her: "I thought I saw a bad guy in there."
Me: "No, that was the lighting effect creating the look of shimmering water."
Her: “Oh… well, it looked like it could hurt you… or your eyes… but not anymore- because I killed it with a big splash.”
or
Me: "Why do you keep driving us off the same cliff over and over?"
Her: "What?! I thought you were driving and I was the gunner.
Me: "We've been doing this same driving sequence for the past 15 times and you thought I was driving?
Her: "Yeah, at first I thought you were retarded because you kept killing us, but now I know you're retarded because you let me drive."
-M
@ ICEMAN
Dude that was so funny!
@Iceman
Haha.
Similar but in WoW I sell myself since I'm a tank. Ppl give me between 50-60 hold per heroic dungeon. Plus I get 20g per run anyway not to mention the vendor trash and magic items I sell. Is thus considered whoring?
@Iceman
Those conversations sound exactly like something I hear my fiance say when we play L4D!! hahahaha. especially the big splash part. Actually anything electronics related with her is just an experience, like when she turns on the tv and the volume is really loud and I can hear her telling the tv "sshhhh" as she turns it down.
@Smartguy;
… I have no idea what you said in your last post, but if it's helping you pay for college, go for it!
And if you get tired of WoW, you could always whore yourself out to 500 fat chicks for $100…
-M
@Iceman Do I get a cut if someone pays to play with your wife through my site?
@iceman
or smartguy can whore himself out to 50 fat chicks for $1,000.
@Iceman
I tried when I was younger, didn't work out as well in reality as on paper lol.