Facebook Gets “Connect” Vitamin Water

Joining rapper 50 Cent and useless rich person Paris Hilton, Facebook has inspired a flavor of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water. The “Connect” flavor features “8 key nutrients plus caffeine” to help you stay healthy and awake while reading other people’s Facebook profiles. It’s a little ridiculous, but you should click on this story just to see the full photo of the bottle.

I actually like Vitamin Water, but if I want caffeine, I’ll brew up some coffee. Even if it becomes the preferred drink of the digerati, I don’t think I’ll be buying Connect Vitamin Water. How about you?

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22 thoughts on “Facebook Gets “Connect” Vitamin Water”

  1. Paris Hilton isn't useless. Nightvision man..nightvision.

    Other than that she is useless…as useless as Kim Kardashian.

  2. What turns me off with hollywood actresses is bad acting, some of the hottest hollywood chicks have the worst acting ability, like Jessica Alba.

  3. now Penelope Cruz, there's a girl who's not exactly a 10 but thanks to her mad skills and movie personality I'd marry that chick.

  4. @Ray – yeah she doesnt have to know how to act to enjoy a ride on the Wave-a-tron 3000.

  5. @Sandrock – well there's a difference for me, the woman I marry and the women I'd be willing to sleep with are almost like night and day

  6. Some more bad acting, even tho she's hot = Megan Fox. "Jennifer's Body" made me laugh the whole time. That….and she's got a serious case of toe thumbs. It's gross.

  7. @Cami – I've seen those thumbs, it is weird. Megan Fox I'd probably kick out of bed. I never really saw the appeal in the first place, she was cute in Transformers but I honestly don't know what happened with her popularity.

    Personally I thought the blonde girl in the first Transformers movie with the accent was cuter. most people that know me know I prefer brunettes so that is a big deal to me

  8. I read that Liv Tyler is like semi retarded or something like that… if not she's at least a product of a lot of drug abuse from mommy and daddy

  9. @shockwave

    I'm willing to bet that mildly retarded is bred into hollywood types. It's a mindset you have to adopt if you weren't born in to the industry. Look how many of them act and say the most ridiculous things.

  10. @Mr. Padilla;

    Hell yeah, I would throw Jessica Alba out of my bed… throw her out of the bed and right into the sex swing I have next to my bed.

    -M

  11. I never understood why people consider Paris Hilton "hot". Well, I am black so if you got not chest and booty then to me you're not "hot".

  12. @Iceman And why haven't you sent a picture of my magnet on your sex swing?!? Oh wait…that would be kind of weird. Never mind.

    @RRODisHere I think her bank account is pretty hot.

  13. @Mr. Padilla;

    "Her bank account is hot." Good one. But if you think her bank account is hot, wait until you see her dad's.

    The reason you haven't gotten a picture of the magnet on the swing is because looking at it there would have a disastrously negative effect of the activities I am trying to accomplish when using said swing.

    -M

  14. Kate Beckensale? Really?? I can’t get past her accent. It sounds fake like Nicole Kidman’s.

    Gimme LIv Tyler. Sans the damn ears.

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