Poll: Immortal Iron Fist vs. Three Eyed Raven

Iron Fist Three Eyed Raven

Danny Rand (The Defenders) and Brandon Stark (Game of Thrones) tell everyone that they’re the Immortal Iron Fist and the Three Eyed Raven, respectively. It doesn’t matter if the person listening to them is interested or not. They’re happy to share their exalted titles with anyone that will listen…and several people that don’t give a damn.

Now let’s play a game! Imagine that these two suave (not really) heroes are in a bar. Imagine that they share their fancy titles with the ladies they chat with. Which one is more pathetic as a pickup line? Saying, “Hi, I’m the Immortal Iron Fist,” or, “Hey there, I’m the Three Eyed Raven.” Kindly make your choice in the poll below.

Personally, I’m going with the Three Eyed Raven as the worse of the two. Sure, both titles sound goofy AF, but an iron fist sounds more intimidating than a bird with three eyes. Perhaps some ladies will be impressed by its masculinity. I can’t imagine any lady (that’s not a goth) being impressed by a three eyed raven.

Now it’s your turn! When you have a chance, please vote in the poll above and elaborate on your answer in the comments section (please!).