For the last couple of weeks, I've been fascinated with the KFC Double Down -- cheese and bacon sandwiched by two slabs of boneless fried chicken. It is one of the most ridiculous fast food concoctions I've ever seen in my life. Ergo, I need to have one...but I'm more than a little scared of it. I'm not really sure why. After all, I did eat a double Big Mac (four all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun) in Thailand, simply because of how preposterous it looked. For some reason, I chicked out (*snicker*) of the Double Down the last few times I passed my local KFC. It's an intimidating sandwich.