Paris Hilton isn’t useless. Nightvision man..nightvision.

Other than that she is useless…as useless as Kim Kardashian.

@Paris Hilton: stupid turns me off.

@Nightshade386
That is why I don’t find 98% of actresses hot.

What turns me off with hollywood actresses is bad acting, some of the hottest hollywood chicks have the worst acting ability, like Jessica Alba.

now Penelope Cruz, there’s a girl who’s not exactly a 10 but thanks to her mad skills and movie personality I’d marry that chick.

Kate Bekensale is my current favorite. It’s the combination of the fantastic looks and the accent.

@nightshade – you have impeccable taste. I’d like to see her in more movies

@Raymond – well, let’s not be rash… haha

@Ray – yeah she doesnt have to know how to act to enjoy a ride on the Wave-a-tron 3000.

If she speaks, and sounds like a ditz, I will kick her out of the bed. Don’t want my kids riding the short bus.

@Sandrock – well there’s a difference for me, the woman I marry and the women I’d be willing to sleep with are almost like night and day

Some more bad acting, even tho she’s hot = Megan Fox. “Jennifer’s Body” made me laugh the whole time. That….and she’s got a serious case of toe thumbs. It’s gross.

@Cami – I’ve seen those thumbs, it is weird. Megan Fox I’d probably kick out of bed. I never really saw the appeal in the first place, she was cute in Transformers but I honestly don’t know what happened with her popularity.

Personally I thought the blonde girl in the first Transformers movie with the accent was cuter. most people that know me know I prefer brunettes so that is a big deal to me

Kate Beckensale? Really?? I can’t get past her accent. It sounds fake like Nicole Kidman’s.

Gimme LIv Tyler. Sans the damn ears.

I read that Liv Tyler is like semi retarded or something like that… if not she’s at least a product of a lot of drug abuse from mommy and daddy

@shockwave
I’m willing to bet that mildly retarded is bred into hollywood types. It’s a mindset you have to adopt if you weren’t born in to the industry. Look how many of them act and say the most ridiculous things.

good point

@Mr. Padilla;

Hell yeah, I would throw Jessica Alba out of my bed… throw her out of the bed and right into the sex swing I have next to my bed.

-M

I never understood why people consider Paris Hilton “hot”. Well, I am black so if you got not chest and booty then to me you’re not “hot”.

@Mr. Padilla;

“Her bank account is hot.” Good one. But if you think her bank account is hot, wait until you see her dad’s.

The reason you haven’t gotten a picture of the magnet on the swing is because looking at it there would have a disastrously negative effect of the activities I am trying to accomplish when using said swing.

-M